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: : dudes, for some reason when i'm at my parents in the wilds of western massachusetts i get hornier than ever. it's probably 'cause there's nobody to get off with out there but myself. dang shame... : : but it doesn't take me TOO long to remember about our old barn. on the second floor there are these low beams that are PERFECT for getting the best angle on my 8" of thick cut cock that i ever, ever got! : : nobody comes up there and if they do you can hear the creaky floorboards announcing their arrival. there's a big antique mirror i use to get a good view of myself. the late afternoon sun streams in the windows and the wooden beams and rafters look like the inside of the huge hull of an upturned boat. : : i pull out an old horsehair mattress and place it on the floor under the beam. awhile back i actually sandpapered the beam so i wouldn't get any splinters in my ass! : : meanwhile my heart's racing at the idea of returning to my old kinky pleasure. my dick gets rockhard as soon as i even THINK of licking and sucking it. i take off my shoes, shorts and underwear, but leave on my shirt and socks, and then i "assume the position" and begin to have at it! : : and this past weekend for some reason i was able to get further than ever before, and before long i was munching hungrily away on my big fat cockhead, exactly 2" wide and 2" long, by the way. yum, yum! : : i couldn't believe it! it was easier than ever before! it was far better than any ice cream cone or even a dove bar, or anything that i ever ate for that matter! and pretty soon strands of precum were adding to the mindblowing taste sensation. i was ready to blow already! : : (i don't know if this sounds gross, but i LOVE the funky dick smell down there in my crotch at the end of a sweaty day doing chores. smelling my crotch has to be one of the biggest turn-ons of being able to get my face close to my cock. what do you dudes think about the smell of your own cocks?) : : so there i am, face to face with my pretty purple glans, amazed again at how BIG it looks so close-up, how GREAT it tastes, and how INCREDIBLY FUNKY it smells, and suddenly i hear: : : "jimmy! jimmy, are you there!?" : : it's my mom calling as she walks up to the barn. dang! she has one more chore for me to do before i head back to the city that night. but i'm ready for any situation, and i quickly uncoil and whip my clothes on in a flash and head down to the ground floor of the barn. mom would never suspect exactly what's going on up there, or why i'm walking with a slight stoop in my back ... hehehehe... : : so guess what i end up doing...? at a rest stop as i headed back for the city, just after twilight, i discovered that the driver's seat of your car is an AWESOME place to get down on yourself, dudes! you can adjust the seat just so and use the dashboard and even the wheel to get really close. : : and it was so hot eating myself out with the occasional driver passing by, headlights lit, unaware of the perverted male sexual act that was occurring right there at the roadside! : : needless to say i finally blew my load all over my face with a good bit ending up in my mouth. the barn would have been a better place, but i'll take it wherever i can get it, huh? : : i'll let you guys know what other places i figure out to give myself head at, okay? : : james

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