MOVED AND UPDATED JUNE 1999

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1.I am at least 21 years of age;

2.The material I'm viewing is for my own personal use and isn't to be viewed by minors or anyone else but myself;

3.I am not a U.S. POSTAL OFFICIAL or LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENT or acting as an agent thereof, attempting to obtain any evidence for the prosecution of any individual or CORPORATION or for the purpose of entrapment;

4.I desire to receive and haven't notified the POSTAL SERVICE or any OTHER, GOVERNMENTAL AGENCY to intercept sexually explicit material;

5.I can stop receiving such material at any time by logging off now and not returning;

6.I believe, that as an adult, I've the unalienable right to read and/or view any type of material that I choose;

7.That at no time, will minors be subjected to said material of any kind;

8.By going to the home page and/or by looking at anything on this site you are agreeing that the material contained herein is not obscene or offensive in any way nor could ever be construed to be so, nor could any sexually explicit material of any kind ever be considered obscene or offensive. You also certifying that the material presented here is not illegal or considered obscene in your street, village, community, city, state, province or country. If you are unsure, do not continue.

9.All of the above is understood and the following is true. If you understand and agree to all of the above
then come on in...