I went to my favorite restroom this past weekend, an old cinder block affair on South Beach. It smells and looks so raunchy. I usually go there to blow guys and get blown and for whatever else cums along.
I had just gotten there and settled into my favorite stall when someone came in. He went up to the urinal and pissed. Through the crack I made out it was the Lifeguard. They wear all the same trunks and jackets. I couldn�t see his Cock, but he pissed forever.
When he left, I was rock hard. He�d used my favorite urinal which doesn�t flush. I knelt down and lapped up his yellow nectar—washed my face in it and drank a ton.
Now, remember, this is a fucked-up old john. I went into his stall and saw four Lifeguard turds
still floating in the bowl. Fuck, I had to have �em! I bent down, jacking, and licked �em. Hot taste! I picked up the smallest one and downed it whole. No problem! The second I chewed up real good before I swallowed. The third I slipped into an old lunch baggie from the trash to save for later. The last and largest I smeared on my Cock and beat off with It. Fuck, did I ever shoot one humungous Load!After I washed my Dick, I slunk back in the stall to wait. I sucked a couple Teens and numerous Trolls and took lots of Piss by evening�most of It fresh from the Spigot. One guy let me be his Toilet Bowl�three massive mushy stools! I was another�s Toilet Paper—he had diarrhea. �Damn HIV!� he muttered. From the looks of him, he was just about Full-Blown. I reassured him the Bug made his Feces extra special. The way it dribbled and shot out of him�with all that gas�I must have spared a dozen trees.
Overall it was quite a productive day�and real perverted!