Welcome to my little corner of the web. And I
apologize in advance for the banners. One
of the prices to pay for having a free sight
I guess. And I do hope that you are able
to find your way around in here OK. It's my
first attempt at a website. So, any advice,
comments, or suggestions are welcome. You
can email me at
machai@datawest.net
Now, this is an adult website. And I am sure
you all know what that means...if you are
under 18 (or 21 in some areas) don't go any
further into this site...etc. I know you
have all heard it before. This site also
contains images of men and men involved in
gay sex. So once again if that is not your
cup of tea you are advised to leave.
Now as to what you will find in here. I
created this place to show off some of my
fakes of male celebs. Yes that means that all
the fakes here are originals. At least they were
at the time they were posted. I really don't have any
control where they end up later, nor do I really care.
I know who created them, and that is enough for me. For
all of that they do contain my own personal little logo on
them. Feel free
to download them and pass them around as you
see fit. So feel free to alter them
or put them on your site if you really want to.
Now, I am by no means an artist with
thousands of dollars worth of hard and
softwear. In fact, though I hate to
admit it, my system is a bit dated. Not
stoneage stuff, but older that I would like.
*sigh* But isn't that always the case? Never
satisified with what we have :) Thats one
of the reasons for fakes!
But, I like to think that my fakes are OK.
I have certainly seen better, but I have
seen many more that are far worse. And in my
own defense a many of the fakes here are of gay
sex - images that are HARD (pun fully intended)
to do - and half way decent ones are more than
rare. I mean trying to match color, shadows and
whatever else with just one headshot to worry about
is difficult enough as it is. But add in a second or
thrid...and well can be impossible to make the fake
perfect. But I do enjoy the hardcore ones. Faking
is about fantasy and IMHO the hardcore ones just take
that fantasy one step further. And often, I do fakes from
older movies, older TV shows and movies that never
became blockbusters. That makes headshots of some of the
actors difficult to find, or if they are of the older shows
of a lower quality. And even more difficult if I want the
actor's headshot to look like the character they played - not
with some new funky hairstyle all in hollywood seem to
favor. But, I am comfortable with my fakes.
Its all about the fantasy after all, and
as long as the mistakes aren't glaring enough
to distract you from the
fantasy...*shrugs and smiles*.
Also, the fakes without the little comments
on the are usually my older fakes. I have found that
I tend more toward the funny and humorous than the serious,
technically correct fakes. And, for the most part, my fakes
are of the characters rather than the actors...small point
and to many insignificat I know. But, in the comments I make,
either on the site or in the fake itself, I usually am refering
to the character and only rarely to the actor. I mean in all
honesty it is usally the character that gets me all hot and
bothered...now aye the actor has something to do with that, expecially
thier looks. But looks aren't everything, a part of it is
attitude and style. And I really don't watch the actors much
at all outside thier work - when the actors are themselves.
For example, the actor in scrubs that plays John (don't even
remember his name) is OK looking...but what really got me to
me was the episode where Chris and he are going on about games
and the loser, in every case John, had to say "I'm your biatch".
That is why I have started calling my fakes "Visual
Slash Fiction". Now if you don't know what slash fiction is, it
is simply dirty stories about the characters/actors in TV and the
movies. I like to think that my fakes are just a visual type of
"slash fiction" I mean, with the little comments, I to try to keep them
directed at the show and characters. Also, many of my fakes are
more of a collage than anything else. There will always be one
panel that is a fake, but often the other panels are close-ups of
the model or various images of the actor/character. But they are
ment to aid the fantasy that the fake tries to create.
Now, I am not going to make any promises to
update this on a regular basies either. This
is a hobby for me. And I do go through dry
periods where I dislike making fakes..but I
usually come back to it sooner or later. But
there could very well be periods of 2-3 months
that I don't update this site. I WILL update
as I create the fakes though. And, at times I
may well redo some of the fakes, but there will
be a note that they have been redone.
To simplify things a bit I have divided up
the fakes into three sections...please
choose one of them below.
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Updated December 19, 2002. Added a couple of fakes to the Stargate page.
And added three more movie pages, "Too Wong Foo" and "Muder by Numbers". And added
the long awaited "Lord of the Ring" fakes that I have been promising. Just sorry
it has taken so long to get them up (pun intended).
My Sci-fi Fakes updated December 19, 2002
My Other TV Show Fakes
Movie Inspired Fakes updated December 19, 2002