The Sorcerer's New Apprentice 17: Who Shot (Up) the Sheriff’s Nephew? (mc musc)
by Alyn Roze
Max recalled what had happened after he had left the guys at the traffic stop. “Being a local police officer in a small county had its advantages. I didn’t have a set patrol area so I could go anywhere I felt like.” Max recalling his time spent with Le’Tel and Latamoore and how they ended up at the diner.
The guys listened to Max’s side of the events at the diner.
“Ok Max, what happened after you left the diner?” Brian asked Max. “You left in such a hurry.”
Max told Brian about his best friend Rufus. “I spent the rest of the afternoon with Rufus and enjoyed some of his homemade ice tea. All good things had to come to an end and I had to check in with station. The Sheriff called on the radio and reminded me of my obligations the next day. With all the self control I could muster I fought back the moonshine induced notion to tell the Sheriff to FUCK OFF. I composed myself long enough to agree to meet with his nephew at the local gym the next morning.”
“Very good Max, what happened next?” Brian inquired further.
“The morning came too quickly for me. My hangover pounded in my head as I got ready for the gym. I was able to work through my hangover enough to head to the gym and enjoy some downtime.”
“When I got to the gym the early that morning crowd was light. There were very few patrons utilizing the gyms equipment. Only a few of the treadmills had a runner on them. As I walked through the gym I could see that there were a few teenagers on the weight machines trying to outdo each other. I never did think that the gym management should let the high school students come in unsupervised. In the free weights area there only a few guys lifting iron and a couple of them were the hard core lifters. I could see that they were far into their own routines to pay attention to a large patron as he walked by to the locker room.”
“A few minutes later I exited the locker room dressed in a large sweat suit. Every now and again I would catch one of the other guys checking me out in the mirror. After a few minutes of warm-ups I removed a layer of outer wear. Underneath I wore tank top and Lycra spandex shorts. At that moment I knew I was being watch when the sound of iron clanking stopped.”
“Max, stop talking.” Brian commanded.
Max stopped reciting his exploits. He continued to stare out into space from the chair he had been put in. He waited for the next command to be issued.
“I remember that day.” Brian said. “The open floor plan of the gym made the free weight section visible to the rest of the gym. I could see everyone in there. Our little group had only existed for a short time but we went everywhere together. That was the day we decided check out the local gym.”
“Andy and I were already members of the gym.” Jason said remembering the day.
“We wanted to try out routine the coach had suggested. With our parent’s permission, the rest of our little group was visiting for the day. David and Quinn wanted to work on upper strength for swimming. Brian, on the other hand, was being a wuss and decided to take it easy on the tread mill.
“I could have easily out done any of you that afternoon just by thinking about.” Brian said. “I just wanted to take it easy for awhile. Besides from that vantage point I could see the three main workout areas of the gym. If you guys hadn’t been so into your workouts you would have seen him walk in. Max, you may continue now.”
Max began remembering his day at the gym once again. “From the free weight room mirrors I could see a guy on the treadmills was watching my reflection in the mirror. When the guy spotted me looking back at him he quickly looked the other direction.”
“You said that you just wanted to take it easy little brother. You were checking out all the guys weren’t ya Brian.” Jason said as he elbowed his brother in the side.
“S-h-h-s-s-s-s-s!” Brian pushed back at his brother. “I want to hear more.”
“ … I decided to give the guy a show and began to pose. As I was scanning the mirrors for more onlookers I saw the skinniest male ever to walk the planet walk into the room. He wore thick black framed glasses with tape wrapped around the nose bridge. His mousey brown hair was parted it the middle. He had a slight overbite and his face was dotted with acne. It was so obvious that the uniform was not made for the current wearer’s body. The shirt hung off his body like a small tent. His pants were so big that the belt that held them up went around his waist twice.”
“Max, I want you to remember as much of the conversation with that guy as you can.” Brian told Max. “I am going to read your mind and play the part of everyone else that you have been in contact with these last few days. Do you understand?”
“Yes.”
“Ok Max, now think of me as the other person.” Brian said to Max before turning to his friends. “I want the rest of you guys to stay quiet and don’t interrupt.”
Brian reached into Max’s mind and found the memory he was looking for.
“Uh, excuse me Sir. Are you Sgt. Biggermen?” Brian said.
“That’s right. And you must be ole Sheriff J D”s little nephew Enus. Boy you are one skinny male specimen. Tell me one thing.” Max asked Enus/Brian. “Why do you want to be a policeman?”
“My Momma wanted me to be a policeman.” Enus/Brian replied. “She said Uncle Jethro would give me a job if I came to his town.”
“If you’re gonna make a livin” as a policeman than you need to be bigger.” Max said.
In Max’s mind he was walking around Enus. But in the real world Max was walking around Brian
“Right now a good summer breeze would knock ya over.” Max said to Enus/Brian. “We are gonna have ta build up your body into somethin” bigger.”
Before Brian could reply Max reaches out and yanks on the bottom of Brian’s tank top pulling over his posers and letting it fall down over his hips.
Brian’s reaction to Max’s assault was purely reactive. “Hey! What did ya do that for?”
Still under Brian’s spell Max answered back. “Just lookin” at what I gotta work with Boy. Now hold still youngn.”
Max continued to look over the imaginary body of Enus making mental notes on how to change this young body. Change this and this and this “First of all how much do you weigh ... one hundred pounds?”
Not knowing how much the Enus person actually weighed Brian pick an ambiguous answer. “Around that, why do ya need to know?”
“You need to be a lot bigger. You need to have presence to be a police officer. The bigger you are the more intimidating you can become. A wimpy looking guy like you could be bested by someone’s granny.”
“How big should I get?” Brian asked to Max. “What do I need to do to build myself up?”
“What do you need to do to build yourself up? Well let’s see ...” Max rubs his chin as he thinks. “First if I was you I would ditch those glasses and wear contacts, second I’d buy some acne cream to clear up my face. Then I would try to gain about one hundred and fifty pounds of muscle. I would build up my shoulders and back. I would increase the size of my arms, doubling their size. I would also build up my legs so I could outrun any fleeing felon. We can work on that later. No offence, but the sooner I teach you how to be a policeman the sooner I can get to the open road and my cycle.”
Brian could see in Max’s mind that he felt sorry for Enus.
“… and before I headed for the locker room I gonna give ya a few words of encouragement.” Max took an imaginary towel from around his neck and, after wiping off his face, flung the towel over one shoulder and said. “I’ll show ya how to build yourself up. How big and how fast is up you but first I need to clean up a little”
“From the vantage point on the treadmill I could the whole scenario between Max and Enus unfold.” Brian told his friends. “Although I couldn’t hear what they were talking about over the blaring rock music but what I saw makes sense now. While Max was in the locker room I had a chance to read the skinny guys mind. That’s when I when I found out what the guy really wanted. I decided to help the guy out and give him what he really wanted.
“So, your name is Enus Beauregard and you want to big like Max. I will grant that wish for you. Since you are not really an officer of the law Max’s touch will not affect you. All the suggestions that Max may have give you, whatever they maybe, will now come true when he says so.
“At the time I thought that it should make for an interesting Saturday afternoon for the guy. Now I get to find out what happened.” Brian turned back to the still entranced Max. “Ok Max what happened after you and Enus left the gym?”
Max continued with his story. “I took my ride back to the station house. A half an hour later we were on the road in the squad car that Enus had driven to the gym. I drove him to all the high crime areas in town. It was a quiet afternoon. Normally on Saturday the radio traffic was nonexistence but not today. I was about to suggest a break when the police radio came to life. There was a bank robbery in progress down town. I took the mic from Enus’s hand before he could respond to the call.”
“This is car eight responding to the silent bank alarm ...” I reported to the dispatcher. “…ETA two minutes.”
“Enus and I were the first to arrive on the scene. I parked the car around the corner out of sight of the bank. Enus was about to get out of the car when I grabbed his hand. I told him to stay where he was because I knew a back way into the bank. He needed to wait for back up, just in case the robbers are tuned into our radios.”
“I left Enus sitting in the squad car with a forlorn look on his face. I had to make a hard decision based on the safety of the Sheriff’s nephew. It was the one chance for the kid to prove himself and I had to leave him behind.” Max said talking to Brian. “I just wished that he was a lot bigger in the muscles department than he was.”
“While I was checking out the situation in the bank I could not stop thinking of him. No matter how hard I tried I could not get my mind off of poor Enus sitting alone in the police car. If there was only some way I could help him. I started thinking of the improvements that I had suggested earlier. I could almost see Enus’s body morphing like one of those on-line transformation movies. I was imagining seeing his shoulders grow bigger and wider. His chest would grow larger filling in his once loose fitting shirt. At the same time Enus’s pants would be expanded with muscle. The facial acne outbreak he had would have smoothing out leaving behind flawless skin. His thick black glasses would disappear to nothing exposing those deep blue eyes he has. His mousy brown hair would get lighter as it started to spike upward. I doubt if he could sit in the small police car unless the seat was pushed all the way back if he was that muscular. I could feel my cock growing in my pants as I thought the young buck’s muscles.”
The group watched the bulge in Max’s Speedos grow bigger as he spoke of Enus’s body. Brian was starting to get turned on by Max’s story and he could that everyone listening was doing the same.
“Officer Biggermen, do you know what was happening to Enus while you were in the bank?”
“I did not find out until we were filling out the reports.” Max said remembering that day. “I was able to get a look at the final reports and was able to piece together what had transpired.”
“Officers Le’Tel and Latamoore were on the interstate when the call went out and they responded to the call as well. They pulled up in separate cars parking next to the car that I had driven there earlier. They told me later that when they arrived they spotted the new officer but didn’t know who he was. Neither had met Enus before today but they liked what they saw.”
“Enus would have been standing outside the police car waiting for the back up to arrive. The changes to him that I was thinking about must have happened then. In their very descriptive report, Tony and Dick described Enus as being around two hundred and fifty pounds and a fine specimen of a police officer. His spiked light brown hair framed his flawless tanned face. His form fitting uniform looked like it was painted on the muscular body. The growing bulge in front pulled the seat of his pants deeper into his butt crack. Knowing those two I can almost imagine how the conversation went.”
“OK. What’s the situation?” Officer Latamoore asked as he got out of his car.
“You must be the new guy that Max told us about.” Officer Le’Tel said as he got of his car. “My goodness, now aren’t WE a big wa ….!”
“Play time later Tony.” Dick said interrupting his partner. “Speaking of a big one, where’s Max?”
“He went to check out the bank from the back.” Enus answered.
Max continued his narration. “Enus filled me in on some of the details later on what had happened while I was in the bank. I was in the bank for only a few minutes. After I got to the security room and check the cameras in bank I made my way back outside. I came around the corner from behind the bank. I saw that Le’Tel and Latamoore had arrived for backup. That is when I saw the new Enus. I didn’t recognize his at first then I remembered that it was J. D. nephew fresh out of the academy. I motions to them all to get down behind the cars.”
“Max, I want you to recall every word and every detail as if you were writing your report.” Brian told the hypnotized friend. “Now tell us what happen at the bank.”
Max continued his narration of his activities the last few days.
“Nice of you guys to join the party.” Max says shaking the hands of his two friends. “OK. Here is the situation. There is one guy, just inside the door, with a shotgun pointed at the bank employees. One guy is cleaning out the cash drawers and lessen I miss my guess there should be a get-away car with a driver out front. Enus, I want you to sneak around the front and find that driver. Tony, you and Dick go around back and wait. Give me five minute then come in on my signal. Remember your training. We only have one chance at this.”
“Everyone got into position. While Tony and Dick entered the bank from the rear I got my gym bag out of the trunk. I quickly changed into my work out gear and ball cap. Enus was able to catch the driver of the get-a-way car off guard. The driver had been listening to the police frequency as I thought he would be. He didn’t see Enus until it was too late. Enus stooped down beside the car, out of sight of the felons inside the bank, while keeping his service revolver trained on the driver. I, with a can of beer in hand, staggered past the get-a-way car like I was drunk and gave Enus a quick nod to stand by before entering the bank.”
“Unlike most people now in the bank, I walked into the bank with knowledge of what was going on inside. As I entered the bank I staggered over to the bank guard. Slurring my words I asked him when happy hour starts. When the command for me to get my hands up came from behind I had to act surprised. As part of the plan when I raised my hands suddenly the beer shot out of the can I was holding. It showered down all over the unsuspecting robber. The surprised robber flinched enough to give me the opportunity to overpower him.”
“As for their part, Tony and Dick had entered the bank from the back. We had used the back entrance before when providing escort service for the bank’s weekly money delivery. They had been in position only a few seconds when I made my grand entrance. They had been watching the monitors in the security room and knew when it was time to make their move. They burst into the bank quickly subduing the remaining robber. Within minutes the unfortunate bank robbers were under arrest.”
“While Enus took the witness statements from everyone inside the bank, the three subdued bank robbers were handcuffed. Each one was but into separate cars to minimize contact with each other.
An hour later we had finished the reports when I finally able to formally introduce Le’Tel and Latamoore to the new addition to the police force. They all hit it off right away. Our conversation ran the gambit from the latest in police techniques to our latest sexual encounters. Soon everyone had to get back on duty. Le’Tel and Latamoore went back to the interstate while my new partner and I prepared to get on our way as well.”
As we were walking back to the car I asked Enus a point blank question. “Do you have a girlfriend or boyfriend back home?”
“Neither.” Enus asked shyly.
“I ain’t surprised. It looks like you ain’t got nothin in between your legs exceptin material. To get a lover’s attention you need to be packin like me.”
Then Max remembered more. “I wanted to check his reaction so I grabbed my own package giving it a couple of quick tugs. Too bad I couldn’t make his bigger as well.”
“No sooner had I said it than I saw Enus’s package began to grow. The bulge grew with each passing second. The larger it grew the more confident Enus became. The sad unsure look on Enus’s face changed to a devilish smile, and then he asked me a point blank question. “So Max, are you going to show me around this town of yours…” Enus walked over to me and with one finger traces an invisible line through my chest hair. “… Or do I have to find my own tour guide?”
“The tour of the county went well. I showed Enus all the best hang outs for cursing. We drove by the new shopping center, the beach and I showed him one of my favorite secluded spots. We were enjoying our day together when squawking of the squad car radio broke the silence of the country side.”
“MOTOR FOUR ONE FROM BASE, MOTOR FOUR ONE FROM BASE.”
“It was Mabel the dispatcher at police station.”
“Dammit! That woman must have ESP or somethin.” I said out loud to Enus. I had to take my hand out of his pants to answer the radio.
“Every time my hands are busy she calls. I had to reach over the back seat, where we were sitting in the squad car, to answer the radio.”
“Motor eight here, Mabel, What’s up, gorgeous?”
“Maxwell, why haven’t you been answering your radio?” She answered back. “You haven’t checked in the last two hours like you’re supposed to!”
“I was out havin some fun, my Magnolia blossom.” I told her.
“Are you OK? You sound like you’re out of breath.” She asked me. “Never mind that for now, your fun time’s over. The Sheriff wants you back at the station ASAP.”
“Don’t worry Mabel. I’ll be back there before you can say Mint Julep.”
“I put down the mic and turned back to my new partner.” … “Enus, I’m gonna leave you in the capable hands of Le’Tel and Latamoore until I get back. We will continue your trainin’ later.”