Bachelor Party Hypno
by Eigh
ACT I
INT. A BRITISH STYLE PUB, EVENING
A group of bachelors assemble for a bachelor party…
SIMON
Hey Neil, you really think you’re
ready for this? I mean, that ole
ball and chain can get really heavy
at times, or so I hear…
CURT
Yeah. And Diane is already so top-heavy
if you know what I mean…
The group laughs hysterically.
NEIL
Oh shut up man! Like Joy is any better!
Speaking of top-heavy, where are the
strippers? They should have been here
by now!
DINO
Who wants more Tequilla?
The group cheers indiscriminately at the suggestion.
NOAH
The strippers are comin’ at midnight.
But there’s another surprise comin’
up before they get here!
DARREN
Dum-dee-dum-dum-dum…
MITCH
Great, great – that means the strippers
Won’t be here for another hour and a half!
CURT
Chill man – I’m sure Noah took care
of things. So what’s this surprise dude?
JOEL
The surprise is the strippers are really
hookers – I’ll bet you anything!
NOAH
No man, but you wish! HA!
DARREN
So what then? Why are you being so
secretive? What’s the big deal, is
J-Lo comin’ or somethin’?
NOAH
Alright, he should be here any minute
so I might as well tell you. My buddy
Chaz is a stage hypnotist, right? So I
figured it would be fun to…
NEIL
A hypnotist? Noah, you got a
hypnotist for my bachelor party?
CURT
This should be fun! (Sarcastic)
JOEL
It could be, if the strippers participate!
Guys, I was hypnotized once at my cousin’s
wedding – it’s cool!
DARREN
No one’s hypnotizing me!
I ain’t gonna be no chicken!
NOAH
Guys, it’s cool, Chaz is amazing!
Neil pulls Noah aside.
NEIL
Noah, I don’t know about this? Hypnosis
and crap like that, makes me kinda nervous…
NOAH
Why?
NEIL
I dunno man! Wait I do know. Comics.
NOAH
Comics? What…?!
NEIL
I used to collect them growing up. I
actually still have the collection somewhere.
Anyway, there were tons stories in there
with a hypnosis theme and those always
fucked me up the most!
NOAH
What do you mean?
NEIL
Well, it was usually the bad guy who
was the hypnotist, right? And all the
comics portrayed being hypnotized the
same way – you know, that sort of
“Yes Master” brainless-zombie thing? I mean,
Superman was hypnotized dozens of times
and made to do all kinds of stuff!
NOAH
Neil, you’re not Superman,
and this isn’t the comics!
NEIL
I know man. It just creeps me out is all!
NOAH
Chaz is super cool. You’ve never met
him – so I’ll introduce you when he comes
in and you guys can talk – you’ll see, he’s
totally harmless. He’s not some evil hypnotist!
SIMON
Walking like a sleepwalker towards Noah & Neil
Master? What do you command?
NEIL
Very funny Simon!
NOAH
Actually that’s a pretty accurate
rendition of the comic-book
hypnosis-thing we were just talking
about!
NEIL
Yeah, good one Simon!
Simon is standing very still, vacant-eyed.
NOAH
Yeah, you can snap outta it now!
NEIL
Simon, go away!
SIMON
Yes Master!
Simon walks away still in mock-zombie mode, then bursts into laughter as Chaz enters the bar.
NOAH
Oh, hey, Chaz is here!
NEIL
Whoopee!
DARREN
Hey Noah, is that the big hypnotist?
NOAH
Um, yeah guys, this is Dr. Chaz Foote…
CHAZ
Uh, correction, one more year of
residency until it’s official…
NOAH
Chaz, this is Curt, that’s Darren, Joel, Mitch’s
the red head over there. Simon’s right behind
him and Dino is at the bar
with Neil, the groom-to-be, and if I’m
not mistaken, Peter stepped out to buy
some smokes.
CHAZ
Hey guys!
NOAH
Hey, come, I’ll introduce you to
Neil, he’s kinda nervous about
hypnotism…
CHAZ
Oh? We can fix that!
Chaz removes his coat and hands it to Noah
NOAH
Yes sir. (Blandly)
The two walk toward the bar
CHAZ
Ah, Neil, may I offer you my congrats!
Marriage is a big step, I do so envy you!
NOAH
Neil, this is Chaz, Chaz Foote!
NEIL
Hi, Neil Winters,
nice to meet you.
CHAZ
A pleasure! May I sit?
NEIL
Be my guest!
DINO
What are you having?
CHAZ
Whatever Neil’s having!
NEIL
I just finished my fourth beer, but
I guess I can have another! What the
hell right? I’m getting married!
DINO
Coming right up!
NEIL
So, Chaz, how long have you been
doing this hypnotism thing?
CHAZ
Ever since I was a kid – I was
always fascinated with it…
I used to hypnotize my
brothers all the time!
NEIL
Really? I was always creeped
out a little by it!
CHAZ
So I take it you’ve never been
hypnotized before?
Chaz adjusts his ring at Neil’s eye level.
NEIL
Nope. And I don’t know that I wanna be...
CHAZ
You know, it’s no different than
when you get really engrossed in a movie-
You kinda go into a light trance… your eyelids
begin to close a little, you feel sleepy,
very sleepy, following my voice, listening
to my deep voice taking you deeper, and
deeper and deeper into that abyss of sleep…
So relaxed and at peace… hypnotized…
deeper and deeper until you sleep!
Neil’s head slumps forward
DINO
(Incredulous) Wow! Is he…?
CHAZ
Hypnotized? Yes he is hypnotized Dino.
Pretty cool huh? Yup, he’s
Hypnotized…hypnotized…hypnotized…
It’s like a lullabye word, isn’t it, Dino?
DINO
Huh, wha?
CHAZ
Have you ever been hypnotized Dino?
Chaz takes out a light-pen from his pocket
Look at the light Dino, that’s it!
Deeper and deeper. Just relax…sleeeeep!
What’s your lullabye word Dino?
DINO
Hyp—nah—tize!
Dino’s head slumps forward in sleep.
NOAH
Chaz, no one’s noticed yet!
CHAZ
Neil, Dino in a moment you will
walk to the backroom and wait for me
there. You will stay in this relaxed
state all the while. With each step you
will find yourselves going deeper into sleep.
Do you understand?
NEIL/DINO
Yeth…
CHAZ
Now – go!
The two walk quietly towards the backroom of the small bar.
NOAH
What are you gonna do with them?
CHAZ
Noah, come with me!
NOAH
Yes sir.
Cut to:
INT. THE BACK ROOM, MOMENTS LATER
CHAZ
Now, my three sleepy heads,
I want you to sleep deeper…deeper,
And deeper – as I push on your shoulders
You will fall deeper and deeper into
Hypnotic sleep – so deep…
Chaz pushes down on Noah’s shoulders and he faints gently to the ground.
NOAH
Uughh…
CHAZ
Now you, Neil, deeply hypnotized, and
Dino too, deeply hypnotized…
Chaz takes a moment to admire his work – three men lying on the floor totally under his power.
CHAZ
Now boys, with your feet, I want you
to kick off your shoes, you will all
feel ten times more relaxed without
shoes on… OBEY! And relaaax…
(The guys kick off their shoes in unison and immediately slump even deeper into the floor).
Now, I am going to remove your socks…
As I do, you will be even more relaxed,
falling deeper and deeper and deeper into
my power – you are all my hypnotic slaves
now – you must obey me!
(Chaz yanks off Noah’s socks, then Neil’s, then Dino’s, again taking a moment to admire the helpless pile of men before him, now barefoot. He positions the men’s bare feet atop each other, crisscrossing them so as to compare them in their vulnerable, inter-tangled pile).
Well it looks as though Noah’s got
the biggest dawgs, Neil, what size
are your feet?
NEIL
(Sleepily) Size eleven…
CHAZ
Dino – what size are your feet?
DINO
Eleven… a… half.
CHAZ
And Noah, we know wears a size twelve
and a half. Isn’t that right Noah?
NEIL
Yes sir.
CHAZ
Now all three of you, Dino, Neil and
Noah, you will repeat after me: I am
Barefoot. I am ready to receive commands!
NOAH/NEIL/DINO
I am barefoot. I am ready to
Receive commands.
CHAZ
Excellent my three slaves!
Now listen to me… your pants are very tight!
They are cutting off circulation to your
Upper body. You must loosen your pants.
Undo, your belts, unbutton, unzip – anything
To get comfortable again. Now very slowly,
I want you to open the flies on your pants…
The three sleeping men, move in slow motion to comply with Chaz’s request.
CHAZ
Now, Noah, your body is paralyzed from the
Waist down. You have no feeling below the
Waist. Is that clear?
NOAH
Yes sir.
(Chaz reaches into Noah’s opened pants and with a few jerks and tugs, manages to expose Noah’s flaccid penis. He pulls it out of his boxers, leaving it to rest limply on his opened jeans).
CHAZ
Now your turn Dino. Your body is paralyzed.
You cannot move. You cannot feel anything. You
are frozen, aren’t you?
(Dino’s body becomes ever-more rigid in compliance).
DINO
Yes…!
(Chaz reaches into Dino’s crotch, finally getting hold of his limp penis, he exposes it much like he did, Noah’s moments before).
CHAZ
Someone’s got a lot of man-hairs on them, don’t
they Dino? You’re a hairy son of a bitch, aren’t
you?
DINO
Hairy…
CHAZ
And now, the groom-to-be! Neil, feel
your body becoming more and more aroused! Every
muscle in your body is tightening, getting
heavier, listening to my voice, going deeper…
deeper. Yes, you are so turned on Neil!
(Neil’s penis begins to rise on it’s own, through his opened fly as Chaz continues to deepen his hypnotic state).
CHAZ
Now, isn’t this pretty!
(Chaz takes a moment to admire the three men before him, their penises exposed, their eyes open, yet completely vacant, and their bare feet piled atop each other like that, they looked so deliciously vulnerable).
We’ll have time to play with your
feet and other body parts later.
In a moment you will all awaken. You will
put your shoes on, but you will leave
your socks with me!
You will not realize that you
are missing your socks. Is that understood?
DINO
Yeaah…
NEIL
Yes…
NOAH
Yes sir.
(Taking one final look for now, Chaz moves up the line of men, putting their cocks back into their pants and doing them up. There was still a whole party of men in the other room that he had his sights on…)
Cut to:
INT. THE BAR, MOMENTS LATER…
JOEL
Hey there they are – where did you
guys disappear to?
NOAH
Ran out of Buds…
DARREN
So are you gonna hypnotize us or what?
NEIL
I thought you didn’t want to be
hypnotized Darren!
CURT
That was before we bet him $100 that
he would go under in less than ten
minutes!
CHAZ
I would say five minutes if I had to guess!
CURT/SIMON/JOEL
Ooooh!
NEIL
C’mon guys let’s give him a chance!
CHAZ
Darren? You wanna come with me?
DARREN
Huh? Where?
CHAZ
Just out back – we’re gonna see what
kind of a subject you’ll make!
DARREN
What are you gonna do to me?
CHAZ
Just some relaxation exercises –
Pre-hypnosis tests is all.
DARREN
Just don’t go turning me into no
farm animal ok?
CHAZ
Deal! Hey, do you like zebras?
Chaz joked as the two walk toward the back room.
CURT
Hey Darren…! Sleep well!
DARREN
Yeah you wish! This dude ain’t
gonna hypnotize me, I promise you!
Get that hundred ready man!
INT. BACK ROOM – MOMENTS LATER
(Darren and Chaz enter the room together)
CHAZ
Now Darren, why don’t you have a seat?
Put your feet up and relax.
(Darren puts his feet up on the desk as instructed)
DARREN
No funny stuff though, ok?
CHAZ
What, like swinging this watch
in front of your eyes?…
DARREN
Oooh, I’m soo sleepy! (Sarcastic)
CHAZ
Watch the swinging amulet of gold
back and forth, that’s it,
with your eyes, back and forth,
keep watching the swinging mass of gold
and you will do as you are told!
DARREN
Hey...this…is… really… hap…
CHAZ
Deeper Darren, sleeeep! Your eyes,
magnetized to the watch – sleeeep!
DARREN
Fuck, sl…so…sleepy
CHAZ
That’s right Darren, so sleepy!
Even deeper – go deeper, as
you focus on my voice, you want
to obey my voice… obey…obey!
DARREN
O…bey…
Darren’s head slumps forward in sleep
CHAZ
Kick off your shoes Darren, as
you do, you will feel one hundred
times more relaxed than you are now.
Darren kicks off his huge sneakers
DARREN
Uughhh (His entire body goes limp)
CHAZ
That’s right Darren, you are so relaxed
now, so deeeeply relaxed… you can feel
your socks coming off your feet – but this
too deepens your trance – freeing your feet
is so relaxing, isn’t it?
DARREN
Yeah… my feet…
CHAZ
And what huge feet you have! Darren,
what size are your feet?
DARREN
Thirteen and a half.
CHAZ
Now Darren, open your eyes wide! I want
you to look into the light! Look deeply
into the light!
DARREN
Ugh…
CHAZ
Now Darren, you are a robot. I am
Programming you right now – your voice,
you can speak Darren and you can hear me!
DARREN
Hear you…
CHAZ
You are a robot Darren, you will speak
Like a robot!
DARREN
I – am – a - robot!
CHAZ
Now sit up straight robot!
And obey your master!
DARREN
Sit – up – obey!
CHAZ
Darren, I am connecting your wires
Now, your body and mind will soon
Be completely under my power. Even
after I wake you up when I say the
phrase – sleepy slave, you will
fall back into my power, is that understood?
DARREN
Sleepy slave... yes.
(Chaz puts Darren’s white socks over his ears and ties them at his scalp).
CHAZ
Now, you are almost ready my robot slave!
Let’s see you walk. Stand up erect Darren!
DARREN
Stand up!
(Darren stand to military attention)
CHAZ
Let your arms rise in the air –
The tips of your fingertips are magnetized
to me Darren, come now, follow me. You
are sleepwalking. You are a robot. You
must obey your master!
DARREN
Must obey my master!
(The two walk into the main bar, Darren following Chaz).
CHAZ
Alright boys – here is your friend
Darren the robot – and I believe I
Did it in under ten minutes.
Come on Darren… come!
DARREN
Come…
A blank faced Darren emerges from the backroom, socks on his ears, barefoot, with his arms outstretched, he is walking towards Chaz like a zombie.
JOEL
Holy Shit! Darren man, look at him!
MITCH
He’s pulling our legs!
NOAH
No guys, Chaz is amazing, he can
hypnotize anyone!
JOEL
Geez, look at him, he’s like a freakin
zombie!! How deeply is he under?
CHAZ
You wanna see how deeply?
Darren, freeze!
DARREN
Yes master.
NEIL
Yes master? Noah, what’s going on?
NOAH
Darren’s hypnotized!
NEIL
I can see that! But what’s with
this “yes master” bullshit?
NOAH
Neil?
NEIL
Yeah?
NOAH
Sleepy Slave!
NEIL
(Head slumps forward)
Uggh…
JOEL
Wow, this is nuts – obviously Chaz
hypnotized Neil back there.
Hey what about you Dino? You were back
there with them too!
DINO
No one fuckin hypnotized me, no fuckin
way man, I would know If I were
hyp-no-tized…hypnotize…hypnotize…
Dino’s head slumps forward.
PETER
Hey dude, can you hypnotize me to
stop smoking?
CHAZ
Sure thing, Peter, is it?
PETER
Yeah man, hey how’d you know my name?
CHAZ
Peter, I want you to sleep!
PETER
(His head slumps forward)
CHAZ
I met Peter at the convenience store…
JOEL
Shit this is amazing! Hey Chaz, who
else have you hypnotized here? Not me,
right?
CHAZ
No Joel, I haven’t tried to hypnotize
You, Mitch, Simon or Curt… but if any of
You are interested, I’m open!
SIMON
No offence man, but I don’t wanna be
that!
Pointing to Darren
CURT
Hey guys, lookit – Darren’s got his socks on
his ears! I just noticed! What a fruit!
Does anyone have a camera?
CHAZ
I do, but it’s in my car!
MITCH
Hey, wait a minute! Look at Neil and Noah!
They both don’t have socks on!
They had to have had socks on before!
JOEL
No shit! And Peter and Dino too!
They’re all sockless! Hey Chaz, what
the hell have you been doing to our
buddies’socks?
CHAZ
Nothing I won’t soon be doing to yours
Joel! I know you’ve been hypnotized
before…
JOEL
Yeah, at my cousin’s wedding, years ago!
CHAZ
And more recently, a few weeks ago
with Noah here. Remember?
JOEL
Noah… yeah, Noah tried to hypnotize
me! Hey what the hell is going on here?
CHAZ
Sleepy boy Joel!
JOEL
Yes master!
Joel stands to robotic attention, his conditioning obviously intact.
CHAZ
Take off your shoes and socks Joel!
JOEL
Yes Master! (Joel complies eagerly)
CHAZ
Now, Mitch, Simon, Curt – you three
are next!
CURT
Ok, this is fucked up! Snap them out
of it man, c’mon wake them up!
SIMON
It’s like they’re statues or something!
CHAZ
Yes, they are all my statues Simon,
as the three of you will soon be…
MITCH
NO! I don’t want to be hypnotized!
CHAZ
Attention slaves! Get Simon, Mitch and
Curt – now!
DARREN/NEIL/NOAH/JOEL/DINO/PETER
Yes Master!
(The six men jump atop the three others).
CHAZ
(Chuckling to himself as his six men overpower the three remaining men)
Oh yeah, wrestling is sooo hot!
CURT
What the fuck is going’ on?!! (Petrified)
MITCH
You won’t get away with this, you
freakin’ perv, ow! Get off me!!
Darren and Neil are now holding Mitch down.
SIMON
What the hell do you want from us?!
CHAZ
Do you have any brothers Simon?
SIMON
Yeah, three, so?
CHAZ
I want you to hypnotize your
brothers, Simon, and I want you
to do it tonight!
SIMON
You’re fucked man!
MITCH
(Struggling against Neil and Darren)
Let go of me!
CHAZ
Patience Mitch, I will command Neil
And Darren to get off you once you’re
under my power, not before!
MITCH
Dream on psycho!
CHAZ
Look deeply into the light Mitch!
MITCH
(Closing his eyes) NO! I ain’t gonna
let you do this to me!
CHAZ
Slave Darren, force Mitch’s eyes open!
CURT
Don’t listen to him Darren, leave Mitch
alone!
DARREN
Yes - Master!
MITCH
No!
CHAZ
Watch the light Mitch, that’s it –
now you can’t stop looking at it,
right – it has glued your attention…
it makes you soooo sleeeepy…
SIMON
Mitch! Don’t listen to him, fight
it man! Fight it!
MITCH
…fight.. (sleepily)
CHAZ
You cannot fight it Mitch.
No, Mitch, sleeeep, you must sleeeep!
Deeper and deeper under my power,
you’re body is relaxing now, isn’t it?
MITCH
Yehth…
CHAZ
Mitch, the only word you are able
To say is “hypnotize”. You will keep
Repeating it, until I order you to stop!
MITCH
Hypnotize. Hypnotize. Hypnotize. Hypnotize.
Hypnotize. Hypnotize. Hypnotize. Hypnotize.
CURT
No man, no way!
C’mon, Dino, Peter, wake up!
Get offa me!
CHAZ
You’re last Curt, lucky you!
You get to watch me put Simon out
Of his misery!
CURT
Fuck you! (He spits in Chaz’s direction)
SIMON
You might be able to hypnotize me
but no way will I ever hypnotize my
brothers for you man, forget it!
CHAZ
Slaves Noah and Joel?
NOAH/JOEL
Yes Master?
CHAZ
Force Simon’s eyes open!
NOAH/JOEL
Yes Master!
SIMON
You won’t get away with this
Shithead! I’ll get you!
CHAZ
Yes Simon, get you nice and sleepy,
See the bright, flashing light?
You’re eyes are forced to it,
aren’t they? Deeper Simon, that’s
it! It’s hypnotizing you, you know
it – you’re so relaxed now…
SIMON
Relaa…
CHAZ
Take off his shoes and socks
Joel my boy! NOW!
JOEL
Yes Master!
(Joel removes Simon’s shoes and socks, leaving them at his side).
CHAZ
Neil, as the groom to be, I think
it’s only appropriate you be given
the honor of taking off Mitch’s shoes
and socks! Now slave!
NEIL
Yes master!
Neil takes off Mitch’s shoes and socks
CURT
Fuck man, what is your problem
with feet? You got some kind of
fuckin’ fetish you freak?
CHAZ
Good question Curt – since it’s only
a matter of seconds before you get one
of your buddy’s feet up the ass!
CURT
Forget that man! Mmmmgh! Get
offa me!
CHAZ
You know, I think I’d like to render
this one barefoot before I begin! Joel,
Noah, Darren, Neil, hear me – you can leave
Mitch and Simon – they are sufficiently
under my power – come, remove Curt’s
shoes and socks!
(The four men rise mechanically and move toward Curt and Chaz)
NEIL/NOAH/JOEL/DARREN
Yes master!
CURT
No guys, get off me! Get off!!
(The four friends strip Curt’s feet of shoes and socks and then freeze alongside him, as if awaiting further orders).
CHAZ
Curt, you are the last of your
friends to be enslaved – what do you
have to say?
CURT
You’ll pay for this you bastard!
You’ll never get away with this!
CHAZ
You have cute feet Curt – but soon
I’ll be admiring your entire naked
body, not just your feet!
CURT
FUCK YOU!
CHAZ
On the contrary Curt,
Fuck you! Look deeply
into the light… deeper, deeper…
it makes you sleepy…sleepy!
Cut to:
INT. THE BAR – TEN MINUTES LATER
(The men are lined up in a straight line – all are standing at attention, blank looks on their faces, all are deeply hypnotized, but still fully clothed but for shoes and socks).
CHAZ
Now men, I want to know, which of
You have brothers in this city? Joel?
JOEL
Yes Master – my brother’s name is Owen.
CHAZ
How old is Owen, Joel boy?
JOEL
Twenty five master.
CHAZ
You’re going to hypnotize Owen tonight,
is that understood?
JOEL
Hypnotize Owen tonight. Yes Master.
CHAZ
What about you Curt? Any brothers
You can hypnotize for me?
CURT
Yes Master. My brother is only eighteen
though master... (Some resistance is still
detectable in his voice)
CHAZ
That makes him legal – you are also
going to hypnotize your brother for
me tonight. What is his name?
CURT
Ad… Adam master.
CHAZ
You will hypnotize Adam tonight.
Repeat that for me Curt!
CURT
I will hypnotize Adam tonight.
Yes Master!
CHAZ
Mitch, do me a favor?
Look into this light!
MITCH
Hypnotize…hypnotize…hypnotize…hypnotize…
CHAZ
That’s right Mitch, you are
hypnotized. I forgot you were still
repeating your mantra. You can stop now Mitch!
But you will obey my every command!
Do you have any brothers, Mitch?
MITCH
No sir…
CHAZ
Pity. I always like the redheads!
That’s it Mitch – sleep! Now, when I
count to three Mitch you will remove
your shirt! 1-2-3! NOW!
Mitch stumbles at first but after un-buttoning the first few buttons, he pulls the shirt over his head like a sweater, discarding it on the floor at his bare feet).
CHAZ
Now, Simon and Joel – I want you
to take off your shirts too. Obey me!
JOEL
Yes Master.
(Joel and Simon remove their shirts almost in unison)
CHAZ
You have a nice chest Simon!
Darren, Noah remove your shirts!
NOAH/DARREN
Yes Master.
(Noah and Darren remove their shirts)
CHAZ
Now, the rest of you, I want you
to do the same – remove your shirts,
Neil, Dino, Peter, you will go
deeper into hypnosis after you take
off your shirts!
(The three men take off their shirts and then resume their attentive stance – At this point all seven men are standing shirtless, shoeless and sockless in a straight line, awaiting further orders like army recruits)
CHAZ
So who has the nicest chest of
the group? Dino, Peter you two win!
Oh yes! Dino, do you work out?
DINO
Four times a week…
CHAZ
Dino, why don’t you take off
your pants?
DINO
(Confused) …My pants?
CHAZ
Yes Dino, obey!
(Dino looks as if he is struggling against the command. He does not rush to comply with the order).
DINO
I don’t…
CHAZ
Peter, take off your pants!
PETER
Yes Master!
(Peter removes his pants without even flinching).
CHAZ
Now Dino, look into my eyes…
(Chaz walks right up to Dino, grabbing him by the shoulders and pulling his gaze closer to his own…)
DINO
(He only slightly looks away, but is soon subdued)
No, I…
CHAZ
What’s your lullabye word, Dino?
DINO
Hyp – nah – tize.
(Dino’s head slumps forward onto his chest)
CHAZ
Take off your pants now Dino!
(Speaking like a dictator)
DINO
Yes sir!
(Dino unbuttons his jeans, lowers them and finally steps out of them).
CHAZ
Darren, do you wear boxers or briefs?
DARREN
Boxers.
CHAZ
Show me slave boy!
DARREN
Yes Master.
(Darren removes his pants much like the others – in sleepwalking mode).
CHAZ
Now, the rest of you, Simon, Mitch,
Neil, Noah, Joel your pants are
coming off – undo your pants, all of you!
SIMON/MITCH
Yes sir.
JOEL/NOAH/NEIL
Yes Master.
(The men are now in their underwear standing, ever alert, awaiting further commands from Chaz)
CHAZ
(Grabbing Simon’s penis through his briefs)
Now Simon, these three brothers of yours –
What are their names, and how old are they?
SIMON
My older brother Richard is thirty-three.
My two younger brothers Sean and
Taylor are twenty-two.
CHAZ
Twins?
SIMON
Yes sir.
CHAZ
You want to hypnotize Taylor and
Sean don’t you?
SIMON
Not really…
CHAZ
Yes you do Simon. Your dick is
getting harder thinking of it!
I can feel it, see?
(Chaz grabs Simon’s penis and pulls it out of his jockeys, exposing his semi-erect member).
SIMON
I…er…no…!
CHAZ
Yes Simon! See your penis
Peaking through your briefs –
You must be turned on!
SIMON
I can’t…
CHAZ
Simon, look into my eyes and
Repeat after me…
SIMON
Ugh…
CHAZ
I am going to hypnotize Sean
and Taylor…
SIMON
I am going to hypnotize Sean
and Taylor… but…
CHAZ
But what Simon?
SIMON
…don’t… know how to hypnotize…
CHAZ
We’ll correct that Simon. By the time
I’m through with you, you will be an
excellent hypnotist! So, you will
hypnotize them and bring them
to me, is that clear?
SIMON
I…uh…
(Chaz tightens his grip on Simon’s penis)
I… yes master!
CHAZ
Now, I don’t know why we’re keeping
your underwear on at this point, not
with such excitement brewing…
(Chaz pulls Simon’s underwear down, Simon doesn’t flinch)
CHAZ
Now Noah, why don’t you step out
of your underwear, since we’re all
getting naked here, you’ll find it
perfectly natural, right?
NOAH
Yes Master.
(Noah steps out of his underwear)
CHAZ
Oh yes, Noah, such a lovely dick you’ve got!
Why not show me how hard you can get
it Noah?
(The professor bends down and gently blows on the tip of Noah’s circumcised penis).
NOAH
OH!! Yes Master.
CHAZ
Who’s next? Oh what the hell?
You are all so relaxed you just
want to be naked – take off your
underpants, Neil, Mitch, Peter, Darren,
Curt, Dino –obey me!
(The rest of the men step out of their underpants, somewhat clumsily).
Now, have any of you ever had
Sex with a man before?
The men remain silent.
NOAH
Yes master, I have had sex with
you sir!
CHAZ
Very good Noah and you liked serving,
your master like that, didn’t you?
NOAH
Yes Master.
(Noah’s penis is at complete attention now).
CHAZ
Is that it? NO one here has ever
had sex with another man? Mitch?
MITCH
No sir.
CHAZ
Darren?
DARREN
No master.
CHAZ
Curt, Dino, what about you two?
DINO
No.
CURT
No master.
CHAZ
Well this is disappointing. Simon,
Joel - neither of you have had sex
with men before?
SIMON
No.
JOEL
I once jerked off with a few
guys sir. Does that count?
CHAZ
Almost Joel my boy! But not quite.
What about you Neil?
NEIL
No sir.
CHAZ
Neil, you’re getting hard! How
cute your little pecker is when it
stands at attention like that!
NEIL
I…er… I dunno…
CHAZ
You have quite the small penis for a guy
Your size Neil! How tall are you and how
much do you weigh?
NEIL
Five eleven. 155 pounds.
CHAZ
And you wear a size eleven and a half shoe!
Boy, you’re not proportioned are you slave?
NEIL
I…I…
CHAZ
And let’s see, fully erect, I’d guess
Your dick size to be, what, six inches, max?
NEIL
Yes master.
(Chaz approaches the groom to be, standing on his bare feet, he grabs Neil’s erect cock and begins swinging it back and forth).
CHAZ
You like being hypnotized Neil,
don’t you?
NEIL
Scares me…
CHAZ
No it doesn’t Neil, it turns you
on – your penis is hardening as we
speak – you are completely under
my power.
NEIL
…under your power…
(Neil’s expression becomes even more blank as he repeats Chaz’s last few words)
CHAZ
Now Neil, why were you so afraid
of hypnosis, tell me!
NEIL
…Comics. Scares me…
CHAZ
Comics? What do you mean?
NEIL
I… it scared me to be under someone’s
power like that… like in Super-Hero
comics n’ stuff.
CHAZ
Like you are now?
NEIL
Yes.
CHAZ
Neil, listen very carefully to me…
NEIL
Listen…
CHAZ
You are so turned on being hypnotized
that you want to share it with others,
don’t you?
NEIL
I…uh… I dunno.
CHAZ
Get dressed Neil, Simon!
You two are going to fetch
me Taylor and Sean, is that understood?
SIMON/NEIL
Yes Master.
(Chaz takes his pen-light out of his pocket and shines it in Simon’s eyes)
CHAZ
Now Simon, take this pocket light.
Shine it in Taylor’s and Sean’s
Eyes – tell them to sleep, deeply
Talk like me, hear my voice Simon,
And obey! Obey!
SIMON
Obey…
CHAZ
Get dressed now Simon! Here are Dino’s
Socks, Neil, you will wear Mitch’s
Socks!
SIMON
Yes master.
NEIL
Yes master.
CHAZ
Neil, you will go with Simon.
When he hypnotizes his brothers,
your penis will harden. Repeat
that please.
NEIL
When Simon hypnotizes his brothers
my penis will harden, yes master!
CHAZ
Because you are so turned on
by hypnosis and the thought of
hypnotizing other men for me, aren’t you?
NEIL
Turned on by hypnosis… yes master.
CHAZ
Joel, you will go hypnotize Owen, bring
him to me once he is under. Get dressed
now, and here – take Curt’s socks, he won’t be
needing them… ever again. HA HA! Isn’t that
right Curt?
JOEL
Yes master. Curt’s socks…
(Joel takes Curts socks from Chaz, as Chaz turns his attention now to Curt)
CURT
I… don’t… understand…
CHAZ
(Walking toward Curt’s place in the line)
Curt, listen to me. Listen to
your master and obey!
CURT
Obey.
CHAZ
You will never wear socks again.
You hate socks – you want to be
Barefoot all the time. You will throw
Out all your socks and let your feet
Breathe. Is that understood?
CURT
Yes master.
CHAZ
Then repeat what I just said to you, now!
CURT
…hate socks…throw out socks…go barefoot.
I understand and I will obey!
CHAZ
Now Curt, I want you to bring Adam
to me tonight – fully hypnotized, is
that understood?
CURT
Hypnotize Adam, yes master!
CHAZ
Now get dressed the four of you and
Bring me back four new slaves!
CURT/JOEL/NEIL/SIMON
Yes Master.
(The four men leave their places in the line and start to get dressed)
CHAZ
Now as for the rest of you,
Darren, Noah, Mitch, Peter
and Dino – all of you will stay
here and play…
PETER
Play…
CHAZ
Yes Peter, we are going to play.
You are getting so hot – so turned
on aren’t you Peter?
(Peter starts to squirm almost involuntarily)
PETER
Yes…
CHAZ
Feel your dick rising to my voice
Peter…getting harder and harder,
it sends you deeper and deeper
into my power! Your whole body
is rigid and under my power!
(Peter’s entire body becomes rock hard and visibly stiffer as every muscle in his body tightens and then freezes on command)
PETER
Yes Master!
CHAZ
Now Peter, which of your friends
here do you think is the sexiest?
PETER
Don’t know…
CHAZ
Yes you do Peter! Look into my
eyes and obey!
PETER
Ugh…
CHAZ
Now Peter, which of your friends
do you find the best looking?
PETER
Dino?
CHAZ
Dino, your mind is so relaxed but
the rest of your body is getting
rigid – feel your whole body
becoming a metal beam- tighter
Dino, tighter!
DINO
I…yes… it hurts.
(Dino was straining his body in compliance)
CHAZ
Now Dino, your penis is hardening
too as it is totally under my power!
Feel your dick getting harder and
harder Dino…
DINO
Yeah…
CHAZ
You like that, don’t you?
DINO
Yeth…
CHAZ
Now, Peter, turn towards Dino!
PETER
Yes Master!
CHAZ
Excellent! You two men have the
same size dicks. I think we should
compare them side by side, get a more
scientific comparative thing going on here! Don’t
you think so, Dino?
DINO
Yeth…
(Chaz grabs Peter’s erect penis and lightly pulls him closer to Dino’s)
PETER
Ugh…
CHAZ
Yes you like it when I hold your
penis like that, don’t you Peter?
PETER
Ah! Yes…!
CHAZ
You’re so turned on Peter, aren’t you?
PETER
Yes…!!
CHAZ
What about you Dino? Are you turned
on by all this?
DINO
I… Don’t know…
CHAZ
You are very turned on Dino.
Look at your penis!
(Chaz grabs Dino’s penis and begins to move it back and forth)
DINO
So turned on…
CHAZ
That’s right Dino, keep looking at
your erect dick as I move it back
and forth – makes you sleepy…
DINO
Sleepy…
CHAZ
Back and forth Dino, yes, your
penis is getting harder and harder…
your eyes are getting heavier,
you’re going deeper and deeper
into hypnosis Dino… I am using
your own penis to hypnotize you!
DINO
Penis… Hyp-nah-tize me…
CHAZ
Now, Peter come closer!
PETER
Closer…
CHAZ
Listen to me very carefully Peter!
PETER
Listen…
CHAZ
I am attaching a magnet to the tip
of your penis – feel it harden even
more as I do! Can you feel it?
PETER
Yes…
CHAZ
Dino, I am putting a magnet on the
tip of your penis! It is now
completely magnetized, completely
hypnotized like you!
DINO
Yes…
CHAZ
Now in a moment, I am going to step
away. When I do, Peter, Dino
your dicks will come together-
They will be magnetized to each
other. Do you both understand?
DINO/PETER
Yes.
(Chaz walks toward Darren and Mitch. As he does, Peter and Dino are both pulled toward each others penises, almost violently)
CHAZ
Excellent my slaves! Now, Dino,
Peter, repeat after me:
You are my master, I am your slave!
(A blank faced, penis-glued duo respond like automatons, and in unison)
DINO/PETER
You are my master…
I am your slave!
CHAZ
Keep repeating it boys!
DINO/PETER
You are my master…
I am your slave!
CHAZ
Now Darren, do you like Mitch?
DARREN
Yes master.
CHAZ
Look at Mitch! Look at his frozen
body – look at his hard dick pointing
to the sky…
(Chaz grabs Mitch’s penis and begins swaying it back and forth)
On your knees Darren, and come closer!
DARREN
Closer…
CHAZ
You like this Mitch, don’t you?
MITCH
Yes Master.
CHAZ
Darren, why don’t you take over?
Grab Mitch’s penis like that… yes!
MITCH
Fuck! I’m gonna explode!
CHAZ
No Mitch! Obey your master! You
must not cum until I give you the
command. Is that understood?
MITCH
Yes Master.
CHAZ
Now Darren, in a moment, I’m
going to wake you up. You will
be your old self, but you will be
unable to stop playing with Mitch’s
penis. You will also realize that
you are naked and that you have
obviously been hypnotized. But when
I say the phrase “sleepy slave” you
Will go back into your trance. Do
you understand sleepy slave?
(Darren’s head slumps forward upon hearing his trigger phrase)
DARREN
Yeth math-er
CHAZ
Now Darren, at the count of three, you
will awaken to your normal self, totally
powerless to do anything but obey me!
DARREN
Yes master.
CHAZ
1-2-3, wakey wakey Darren!
DARREN
Wow, I musta really been hypnotized!
CHAZ
Oh you were Darren! I promise!
DARREN
What the fuck is going on? Mitch?
Why am I holding Mitch’s dick?
Man, what have you done to me?
I’m totally fuckin’ naked? You
Perv, I’m gonna…
Darren tries to move but realizes he is paralyzed
CHAZ
Keep massaging Mitch’s penis Darren!
DARREN
I…what? What have you done to us?
CHAZ
Isn’t it obvious Darren? You and
Your friends are my hypno-slaves!
DARREN
Hypnoslaves? Man, you’re sick! Why
can’t I take my hand off his fuckin’
rod man? This is sick! Stop this!
CHAZ
No Darren, you like it!
DARREN
Yeah, you wish!
CHAZ
So why don’t you stop me as I bend
down behind you to lick the soles
of your feet?!
DARREN
Hey, get off of me!
CHAZ
Or if I lick the crack of your ass!
DARREN
That’s it! I can’t take this
anymore man, I’m not gay!
CHAZ
Then explain this Darren!
(Chaz grabs Darren’s balls from behind)
Why are you so hard?
DARREN
Y…you have me under some kind of
spell man, you hypnotized me! All of
us! You fuckin’ hypnotized all of us!
Holy shit! Look at Dino and Peter!
CHAZ
Yes! You’re all my hypnoslaves!
DARREN
Hey, I’m no one’s slave!
CHAZ
Then how come you’re so enthralled with
Mitch’s penis, Darren? Either you’re my
Hypnotized slave or you’re gay. Which is it?
DARREN
I…I… guess I’m your hypnotized slave!
CHAZ
That’s all I needed to hear! Mitch!
You may cum now!
MITCH
Aaaaaaarrrgh!!!
(Mitch’s eruption hits Darren square in the face, covering him with manseed for the first time in his life)
DARREN
Uch! That’s sick! He just fuckin’ came
all over me! I may not be able to move,
but I can certainly scream! HELP! ANYONE!
HELP! HELP!
CHAZ
Darren, my little sleepy slave!
DARREN
Yes Master!
CHAZ
I think it’s time you put Mitch’s
penis in your mouth Darren.
DARREN
Yes master.
CHAZ
Now Mitch, at the count of three you will
Get hard again, ready to cum for the second
Time, this time in Darren’s eager mouth!
MITCH
Yes master.
CHAZ
Excellent slave Mitch!
Now Noah my friend, what
do you think about what I have
done to you and your friends?
NOAH
I’m so turned on master.
CHAZ
Yes Noah, of course you are.
NOAH
Fuck me master!
CHAZ
In due time Noah, in due time.
NOAH
Yes master…
CHAZ
Now, whose bored? Ah yes, my two
Magnetized babe magnets – Dino
And Peter. What to do with you?
DINO/PETER
You are my master –
I am your slave!
CHAZ
Yes, we know that alredy!
You can stop saying that now!
DINO
Yes sir.
CHAZ
That’s master to you, Dino!
DINO
Yes… Master.
PETER
Yes Master.
CHAZ
Now, both of you, come unglued,
And look into my eyes!
PETER
Yes master.
Peter turns to look his master in the eyes
CHAZ
Peter, you are a hypnotist…
You want Dino, bad though.
He’s allowed you to hypnotize
him, here, take this watch.
When I say go, you will proceed
to hypnotize Dino. Once he is
under your power, you will do with
him what you’ve always wanted to-
PETER
Yes master.
(Peter takes the watch from Chaz and immediately begins to dangle it in front of Dino’s eyes)
CHAZ
Now, Dino, you will awaken at
the count of three, but you will
still be very much under my power.
I will always be your master.
But your friend Peter will
be trying to hypnotize you
and you will allow him to do so…
Is that understood slave Dino?
DINO
Uh, yes master?
CHAZ
Now, awaken!
DINO
What the fuck? Man, why is everyone
naked?
PETER
Sleeeep Dino, sleeeeep!
DINO
Man, what is with you and
this hypnosis thing?
PETER
Watch the watch swing back
and forth Dino, allow it to
hypnotize you! Sleeep…
DINO
Can’t stop myself… I…
PETER
That’s it Dino, sleeeeep!
Hyp-no-tize!
DINO
Ugh.
(Dino’s head slumps forward in trance)
CHAZ
Who is your master, slave?
DINO
You are my master!
CHAZ
You will obey Peter!
DINO
I will obey Peter.
CHAZ
Enslave him, Peter, he’s yours.
Consider him, my gift to you!
PETER
Yes master! Slave Dino, take
holda my balls, now!
DINO
Yes master.
PETER
Now, bow before me! On your
knees slave boy!
DINO
Yes Master!
PETER
Worship it! Look at my cock Dino!
You know you want it!
Now put your mouth to it, Dino!
C’mon, obey me!
DINO
Yes master!
(Dino takes his friends erect dick into his mouth)
CHAZ
Excellent Peter, Dino now belongs
to you, use him like the dog that he is!
PETER
Yes master.
CHAZ
Now, Darren and Mitch… what
to do with such a handsome
couple as you? You both must
obey your master fully, if we’re going
to take your conditioning to the next step!
MITCH/DARREN
Obey master…
CHAZ
I think we can come up with
something special for the
two of you. But it will
involve some long-term
brainwashing. Do you want me
to brainwash you Darren?
DARREN
Yes master. Brainwash me.
CHAZ
What about you Mitch? Do you
find it exciting, the thought
of someone brainwashing you?
MITCH
Yes master. I want to be
brainwashed, sir.
CHAZ
Then I have the perfect
video tape for the two of
you to watch come with me –
Both of you are sleepwalking
toward me – that’s it – come!
MITCH
Come…
DARREN
Come…
(Chaz leads the duo to the backroom)
Cut to:
Simon’s Brother’s apartment – INT.
TAYLOR
I don’t get it! I thought it
was Neil’s bachelor party!
tonight?
SEAN
Yeah, I’m off to bed dudes, sorry.
I’ve got an early morning meeting!
SIMON
Hold on Sean, come back here!
I need you and Taylor to help
Neil and I with this…
SEAN
What does it matter if Taylor
And I can be hypnotized? Shit,
I’m so tired now, you could
probably hypnotize me in a
second!
NEIL
If you guys are good subjects…
SIMON
Then maybe you could come to
Neil’s party and help us
out – no one is hypnotizeable!
TAYLOR
I told you dudes, count me in.
Let’s just go meet this hypnotist dude
and let him put us under!
SIMON
Sean, just sit down please!
I want you and Taylor to take a
Look at this light…
SEAN
Oh yeah Simon, it’s hypnotizing me!
TAYLOR
Shut up fool, just go with it!
SIMON
That’s right Taylor, just go with it!
You too Sean, come on… sleeeep!
Relax and listen to the sound
Of my voice as you stare into
the light…
SEAN
K, I think Taylor is in lala land.
I’m just falling…
NEIL
I think it’s working!
(Excitedly nudging Simon)
SIMON
Look deeper Sean, c’mon, deeper,
And deeper – listening to my voice-
Taylor, you are so relaxed now, so
deep…
TAYLOR
Deep…feels coool…
NEIL
Shit, I’m getting’ a boner! What’s that
all about? I’m supposed to be getting
married in a month!
SIMON
Me too! I dunno man… what’s
happening to us?
(Simon suddenly turns, blank-faced and begins swinging the light before Neil’s eyes, re-hypnotizing him as well. Once checking that all three guys are entranced, he himself trances out and walks zombie-like to the phone, dialing…)
SIMON
Master! They are all ready!
CHAZ
Excellent slave Simon, you know
what to do next, right?
SIMON
Yes master. We already rented
the costumes on the way over here!
CHAZ
Excellent slave Simon, get into
them and return here ASAP!
SIMON
Yes master!
Cut to:
INT. THE BAR – AN HOUR LATER
CHAZ
It would seem the strippers are
on their way. I think we all need
to clean up! Attention men. Clean
yourselves up and get dressed. You
will all still be under my power,
but you will be awake and thinking
it is two hours ago, the moment I
arrived. Whenever I say the phrase
“Sleepy Slave” to you, you will
all go into trance, understood?
GROUP
Yes master!
(The guys begin to clean themselves up. Mitch and Darren holding hands while doing so).
PETER
Lookit, if Neil and Simon miss
it, who cares! Just start Chaz
come on!
DARREN
Yeah – I still say you could
never hypnotize me!
MITCH
Who ya gonna hypnotize first Chaz?
CHAZ
Well, I guess we should know what
the others think. Noah?
NOAH
Go for it dude!
CHAZ
Dino, Peter?
DINO
Whatever man.
PETER
It’s funny. I feel kinda
Hypnotized right now.
DINO
Yeah me too, sorta. Like I’m
Foggy headed, you know?
CHAZ
I guess I’ll hypnotize Mitch
first! Come up here Mitch!
MITCH
It’s never worked on me before, but what
the hay?
CHAZ
Just look into my eyes, Mitch! Deeper!
MITCH
I, ok.
CHAZ
So sleepy, so sleepy Mitch!
Mitch is suspended in semi-trance on stage as Simon walks in dressed as the Riddler; he is followed by Neil, dressed in an Aquaman costume, and his brothers, Taylor as Batman and Sean as Robin
CHAZ
Ah, I see the strippers have
arrived. Super! Actually, we still have
a few more super-strippers on their way…
(As Chaz finishes his sentence, the door to the bar opens up revealing a very hypnotized Joel dressed in a Flash costume and his brother, easily 6’5 and muscle pumped, donned appropriately, in a Superman’s costume, cape and all).
JOEL
Master. This is my brother Owen. He is
Hypnotized and dressed as Superman as you
Ordered!
CHAZ
(Leaving the frozen, hypnotized Mitch on stage to approach the harem of Super-hero strippers)
Yes, I can see that Joel. And you are which
Super-hero again?
JOEL
I am the Flash master, ready to do your bidding!
CHAZ
And who do we have here, Simon?
SIMON
Master, may I present to you,
a very hypnotized Aquaman, and
My brothers, Batman and Robin,
Also under my power at the moment!
PETER
Shit this is nuts! Simon, is
that really Taylor and Sean in there?
DARREN
Neil makes a good
Aquaman though. He does! He’s got the
blonde hair for it anyway…
DINO
Shit! They’re not even moving!
CHAZ
Oh they’ll be moving soon enough!
They’re our entertainment for tonight.
Aren’t you Aquaman?
NEIL
Yes Master!
SIMON
Master, Here are Batman and Robin,
Ready for you to enslave!
DARREN
This is too fuckin’ much! What’s all this
Slave stuff? And why the fuck are our friends
And their brothers dressed up
as fuckin’ superheroes?
CHAZ
Darren, Darren. It’s because they are
All my sleepy slaves!
DARREN
Yes master!
NOAH
Master, everyone is hypnotized!
CHAZ
Thank you Noah, sleep!
NOAH
Yes master.
CHAZ
Now, come here, Robin!
SEAN
Come…
CHAZ
Look into my eyes, boy wonder.
Look into my kryptonite eyes, and
Bow before me, your master!
SEAN
My master…
CHAZ
Now, Boy wonder, BOW!
SEAN
Yes master!
CHAZ
Now, Batman, no offence, but
With both Robin and Aquaman
as my hypnotized slaves, do you
think you can resist my hypnotic powers?
TAYLOR
No…sir…
CHAZ
Look into my eyes Batman, and bow
before me!
TAYLOR
I…um…
CHAZ
Look deeper Taylor, obey me!
TAYLOR
Yes…
CHAZ
Bow!
TAYLOR
Yes master!
CHAZ
Now what to do with these three
Hypnotized superheroes? Neil
What did the villains in the comics
Make your heroes do?
NEIL
O…bey…
CHAZ
And then, what? What would Batman
be commanded to do if he were
completely hypnotized?
NEIL
Be made evil master.
CHAZ
Batman, look into my eyes!
You are my Bat-Slave. Your
Main mission is to hypnotize
All your fellow superheroes. Is that
understood,Batman, or should I say Taylor?
TAYLOR
YES MASTER! HYPNOTIZE Superheroes!
CHAZ
But first I want to see Robin
do a striptease, don’t you
Peter?
PETER
Yes master.
CHAZ
Robin, my eyes enslave you…
Command you to be a stripper –
You will get completely naked for
us Sean, come on, obey me!
SEAN
Obey…
(Sean peels himself out of his Robin costume and is essentially naked except for his underwear. He stands for a moment, uncertain and wobbly)
CHAZ
What are you waiting for Sean?
Take it all off!
SEAN
Take it all off!
(Sean removes his underpants)
CHAZ
Ah, everyone see! Robin is naked!
And under my power!
(He ushers the naked Sean onto the stage and begins to do an exaggerated Vaudeville hypnosis routine, on the already entranced Sean, swinging his hands before his face).
Ha ha ha! Now,
Sean, why don’t you sit here near
Mitch. In fact, Mitch,
you can lie down. You are hypnotized
after all, aren’t you?
MITCH
Yes master. I am hypnotized.
CHAZ
Now, as for you Simon, you fulfilled
Part of our agreement – you brought me
Batman and Robin here, but there is
Still one person you haven’t brought
to me…
SIMON
Who master?
CHAZ
The Riddler!
(As Chaz says “the Riddler” Simon is programmed to go into character)
I always wanted to have
an evil genius under my power -
SIMON
You can’t enslave me, I’m the Riddler
you fool!
CHAZ
Yes and you will soon be very connected
to Aquaman, in more ways than one!
SIMON
I…I…
CHAZ
Sleepy slave Simon!
SIMON
YES MASTER!
(The Riddler’s head plops forward onto his chest)
CHAZ
Now Riddler, are you under my power?
SIMON
Yes Master. I am under you power!
CHAZ
Fine, then take Aquaman out back
And remove his suit – we need him
Naked in seven minutes!
SIMON
Yes master.
CHAZ
Now, Batman, I don’t need to see
You naked Taylor – just take off
Your bat boots will you?
TAYLOR
Yes master.
CHAZ
And now your socks Taylor – take off
Your socks.
TAYLOR
Take off my socks…
CHAZ
Excellent – now lie down next to
Robin, slave.
TAYLOR
Yes master.
CHAZ
Now last but not least – we have
Superman and the Flash. I will
Definitely want to see the man of
Steel naked later, but for now, both of you,
Just remove your super-hero boots and take
Your place alongside Batman over there.
JOEL/OWEN
Yes Master!
(The brother’s remove their costumed boots, both are barefoot underneath, and both rush to comply with Chaz’s request to position themselves alongside the hypnotized Batman).
CHAZ
Now, we’re just about ready, except for… Curt.
He’s hypnotizing his 18-year old brother for
Us and he’s still not here. Oh well. I’m sure
He’ll be joining us shortly. Now onto the fun!
END