SelfScreen.Com –MilehighMan - Workout Journal 11/15/-2
by F_R_Eaky
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"Ok.... is this thing on?...... Lower it to the bed height.... I've got to lay down....."
[BOOF!...WHACK!]
"oooof --- OW! Son of bitch!......HMMmmmmppfffff..... scrunch up, back up.... uughhhhhhhh..... hey......sorry Aaronites. Gotta scootch back on the bed.... Tryin' to make an update on my work progress so far...not that there's musch...to say... Sorry bout the head bang on the camera... stupid twin beds in the derms... dorms...they only extend out to seventy-five inches or six foot three. I used to have a schmall problem...huh....before, but now.... ooooh.... now I'm a foot and four inches longer than them.... Nothing to support my torso when I flopped down....
"And I had to flop down. Just got through with legs tonight with Kienan. .... .... ...... Well, Chuma was there too. I'm not doing any horrific weight yet... still gotta wait for my internal organs to catch up before..... ahhhhh......before I go full speed with full weights. and I....huh..... need to learn how to do all my exercises properly too. oooohj feel the burn.... I'm feeling it ya fuckers!
"And Kienan is a rat bastard for strict form!....ahhhhhhh...uughhhh ooooh..... I didn't do it right, he wouldn't count the rep.... he'd smack me in place and make me stand up, straighten this.. straighten that....lil fucker! And he's shoving food in my mouth constantly....not bad food. Him, Chuma, and Jong cook like ... all day on Sundays... and they're cooking over at Beau's house. We're all chippin' in and they cook for me, Beau, Chuma, Kienan, Jong, and...and.....who the fuck else....oh...Duncan, Austin, and A......A...AAAAEEIIIIIIIIUGH.......Angel!
"But the food... is good....it's GREAaaaaat...actually. Nothing is pre prepared boxed meal shit.. well occasionally something is, but it's usually all home made from scratch dinners, and breakfast too...and lunches...and snacks....how many snacks do I get? I mean that lil leprechaun manages to meet me in between clases, climbs up my bod and stuffs a granola bar or piece of fruit in my mouth.... And Chicken.....or TUNA! Who knew there were so many ways to prepare freaking tuna! Bodybuilders wipe out tuna off the face of the Earth. I can never belong to Green Peas....peace...Green Pieces... cause I'm partly responsible now for eradicating the species 'tuna' off the planet.....
"And they all tell me I gotta eat so I can bulk up. Do they want pooch to come back!?! oooooooh..... And over and over and over again with the reps and the forms. I mean I'm not doing huge weight here...but light weight for like hundreds of times. And they're chanting in my ear... 'It's forming muscle memory, you're learnin' good form, repetition helps it get ingrained in you. ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE - ONE!' What?!? that's six not one.
"I get up, shower, breakfast with the gang, early... do some studying, classes, snack, classes, classes, lunch, classes, classes, snack, classes, homework or research time, dinner, workout, shower...and then lately things have begun to get fuzzy after workouts... sometimes I'm not sure I've showered after them. But I had to after a couple of days....lift...so many times.... repetative...over and over...learning my form.... I worked arms the other day.... the next day I was trying to hold a book in my hand, extended out, and my arm started shaking... hard to bend it.....the next day was fine, but a couple days later was arms again. And there are some nights, I don't know how I got to bed. I don't remember making it to my dorm room. OOOOH....and tonight was my legs.... oooh.... sorry gotta unbend my legs....they're ooooomph.....cramping.....all bent...... up... uh....ahhh..... ooooooh.
"Here, I'll spread my legs so my size 30's don't block your view of my face.... ooh, the pillows are down there...on the floor....under my feet.... oh hell with it... spread my legs wide..... can't fucking bend my knees when my legs are straight on this mattress and it leaves my feet hanging a foot and a half out and three feet up in the air... so....uncomfortable. .... ..... ....
"There....legs feel better....feet now cold on the lenolium floor. OOOOOh and my tummy aches... so full....I don't know if they let me get empty.....so many calories..... I..... I..... I don't know. I just don't know Aaronites. I'm soooo tired. I don't think I can keep this up... I'm not....bodybuilder material....I'm not basketball material... No offence, Austin...Duncan...wait they're not here I'm by myself.... I even soaked in an ice bath and hot tub with a hot shower.... uh...huh....huh...huh...... so tired.....
"I'm so tired...even thinking about.....bout........bou Beau....isn't even....givin'.....me.......a chub...by....so sorry....Aaron...ites....I think.....I'm...gonna...fail... you....but gotta...keep go....go......huh?....going....... no....pai....pain.....no......gai........nnnnnnzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......zzz zzzzzzzzzz......zzzzzzzzz....."
[knock knock knock]
"Hey, Aaron... Beau here. [creeeeeeeek] You left your anatonmy book in the gymnasium. Thought I'd bring it over and see if you wanted to prepare for your..........Aaron?...."
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
"Aaaaaaaaa-ron...."
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
"Poor guy....totally zonked.... Well, you can wake up to your surpise. 'Sides you'll sleep better with it in use. This isn't just a box to hold your book and bring it back, nope. See, it's very sturdy, about so long, has a strong sturdy piece of foam on top, so add a little sheet to it, clamp it to the end of your bed, and voila! Your bed is now, six inches longer than you are!
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
"hahahaha... alright big boy.... I hope you can help me in your sleep.... Here we go...uuuUUUP! with the left boat and leg....[poof] aaand now up with the right boat and leg...[poof]. What are your pillows doing on the floor at the end of your bed? C'mon... cmon ya loveable giant....move your torso up... heeeeeave....[poof! fluff fluff fluff] and hoooo.... there the pillows under your head now... and now....[frufff!] Your top sheet to go over you. .... ..... ..... Damn.... not even really started working out and look how broad your shoulders are....already makes for such a huge v. .... ...[strokes side of Aaron's face....] Your face looks soooo angular now...still the same but so cut.....square...[scritch scritch scritch] and getting covered in hair... your whole body is....still so innocent looking....those lips....I could.....just...."
"HEY! Did Aaron like his....."
"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"WHAT?!? Oh... sorry.... is he passed out?"
"Yeah, Greg. He was asleep when I came in, all askew and draped at odd angles off the ends and sides of the bed. I just got him all tucked in with the extention at his feet. Thanks for having the Engineering department design and build it."
"No problem the professors love for us to have tons of little planning and building projects to execute throughout the year."
"Well, this should help him sleep a lot better now. Now....I moved his camera... lets move it some more off to the side... Oh... I think it's still on.... should I just shut it off? Yeah I should do that and he can just re-record this vlog another night, right? Touch this for it to turn off..."
"No, it'll automatically save and instantly load to his vlog. That's how he has it set up."
"What?!?"
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