The Bow Flex Man (body swap)
by zulator
Ed checked into his hotel, his flight was delayed and he was tired and pissed. "I don't need this shit," Ed kept whispering under his breath, whenever he encountered another problem along his journey. Ed was the top salesman for his company, and at the age of 69, one of the last of the great salesman. Ed sold shelving for department stores, and throughout his career, he had come to know all the bigwigs and enjoyed a comfortable life because of it. The only problem Ed did have was his age. His body looked like it had traveled the country many times. He wasn't the Ed of long ago, the young and trim kid with stars in his eyes. Rather, time and stress had made an appearance on his old body and his face looked like a road map with its many wrinkles, and his trim body from his youthful years had degenerated to a soft portly state.
Ed had a 48 waist and was only 5'8". His face was wrinkled and he barely had any hair left on his head and he wore dentures because of his poor oral hygiene. Oh yes, that handsome young kid of long ago was now a toothless old portly man. It wasn't that Ed felt bad about himself; he accepted his physical body. After all, it was he who shaped its future. All that grazing at the many food buffets and absence of exercise in his life made Ed the man he was today.
This trip to Cleveland had some extra significance because Ed was turning 70-years-old at the stroke of midnight. Now if birthdays had any importance to Ed, he would have chosen to spend it at home or with friends, but the fact of the matter was, Ed was on the road so much he rarely was at home and as for friends, Ed was not much for personal relationships. He decided long ago to sacrifice those when he sold his soul to the company. Somehow giving up his personal life and focusing on his career was the right thing to do. Heck, it made him the greatest salesman in the history of his company and that was what Ed wanted most after all.
Checking in was a snap; Ed was a member of every frequent flier, sleeper, or eater club there was. It was just another day, another sale to make, so Ed made his way up to his room and king-sized bed like he always had in the past, making note of the what was on the buffet.
The rooms for Ed all looked the same; he could probably tell you what the pattern on the bedspread was for a particular hotel chain if you quizzed him. So it went, he went into the room and set down his luggage, then like so many times before, clicked on the TV while he relieved his kidneys in the bathroom. Time had taken his toll on Ed, because with every trip, his body would be just a little more out of breathe by the time he got to his room and took his pee. "Another day," Ed would say as he moaned releasing his long awaited urination. As the thick yellow liquid made its way out of his tired old penis, Ed could hear one of those familiar infomercials for the Bow Flex, and he was feeling like home.
"Oh yes," he would giggle. "I got my body using this amazing machine," he would say mimicking the hot stud who they used to make those commercials. Ed was still giggling as he went back into the bedroom and sat on the end of the bed to see what gorgeous body they were using this time. "Oh yeah he is very hot," Ed said watching. "My God," Ed said, lusting for the guys perfectly formed hot young body. "If only I had a Bow Flex, I would look just like you." Ed began laughing. Everyone knew it took more than a Bow Flex to get a body like that, but who would buy them if they told the truth. It's not that the Bow Flex didn't work, it did, but to have such a scrumptious body as the model on TV, it would take just a tad more than what the Bow Flex could deliver.
Ed liked to watch regardless. After all at his age, anything that might make his cock semi-hard was welcome. The years had taken his sexual drive as well, and Ed usually had mental climaxes, since a hard on for him was generally a very frustrating effort. In fact the only way Ed had a chance of getting hard was if he was lying down on his back. The model in this Bow Flex commercial was so exceptional; Ed undressed and laid on the bed hoping that he could bring himself to climax. Ed took some of the lotion from the bathroom to get his cock lubed up, taking every advantage he could to achieve his desired climax, but on most occasions that didn't offer much help.
Ed concentrated on the young model as best he could, and slowly his cock seemed to respond. Ed started at the model's incredibly chiseled face, his rock hard shoulders, then his to-die-for chest and stomach, his thin waist, and finally the kid's bubble butt and muscular legs. The mind is willing, he thought. I just wish this body could keep up.
Getting frustrated at his attempt to jack off, Ed began to yell at the TV as if the young jock could hear him. "You phony!" Ed shouted. "You got that body pumping iron," he went on. Ed was tired as he gave the TV his piece of mind. Ed almost thought he saw the jock turn his head as if he could actually hear Ed talking to him. Ed sat up and slid down to the end of the bed now very sexually frustrated and was just a few feet from the TV, his eyes glazed, he shouted again, "You fucking faggot jock! You know dammed well how you got that fucking rock hard body!"
The jock sat up to Ed's amazement and the camera panned over to the jock's face, and the hock began to speak, "Hey Ed, I don't appreciate that shit".
"Yeah right, you faggot," Ed replied. Ed burst out laughing, "Look at me, I think I am talking to you," referring to the hot model on the TV.
As Ed continued to laugh, the jock replied, "You are talking to me, and I don't appreciate being called a faggot either!"
Ed shook his head in disbelief. "Man I must be tired, I think the TV is talking to me."
The model's face was getting red as he repeated, "Don't act like I'm not here, your bastard," and Ed took a more serious look at the TV screen and realized the jock was really talking to him.
"Oh my God!" Ed said in shock, "This jock is talking to me! But how could this be?" Ed was scratching his head.
The jock began to speak again, "I can't answer that question Ed, but all I know is I am tired of everyone calling me names and questioning the advertising ethics the Bow Flex company uses." Ed just looked in amazement as the jock read him the riot act. "Furthermore," the jock went on, "the truth is I got this body of mine as you said pumping iron, but who are you to question my ethics and my decision to do this commercial and further my career?"
Feeling justified, Ed stood up and walked over the TV screen and pressing his soft cock into the face of the jock. "Caught you bastard! Now you got to suck my cock." Instantly, and magically as if talking to the TV wasn't enough, Ed's cock entered the screen and the jock began to gag on Ed's cock as Ed started to face fuck the screen. "Oh my God!" Ed shouted as the face on the TV was forced to suck on his cock. The idea of this gorgeous young male model with Ed's cock in his mouth was enough stimulus for Ed to get rock hard and he began to start feeling that long forgotten build-up as his body was headed towards a long awaited and deserved climax. "Oh Fuck YES! Take my cock you bastard faggot! Suck Daddy dry!" Ed went on. Ed's mind filled with thoughts of fantasy as the TV jock was forced to suck his old dormant cock. Ed's long awaited ejaculation was about to become reality. Ed was shaking now, breathing heavy and feeling dizzy. "You fucking faggot jock, suck me you bastard and drink Ed's cum. I want you to know what it's like to be a fat old man like me! I wish, I wish, I wish I could swap places with you," Ed went on, now sweating profusely as the TV jock began to taste Ed's pre-cum finally with the real payload about to make its appearance.
The jock was turning red and having a hard time breathing as Ed's cock swelled to its once youthful length. "Oh fuck, I'm going cum big time! I can feel it!", Ed shouted, and the jock tried with all his might to get Ed's cock out his mouth, but there was no way he could stop what was going to happen. There was more gagging sounds from the TV, and the jock was banging on the TV screen as if he was actually inside of it and trying not to have to swallow Ed's load. Ed was red-faced and his heart was beating so hard it felt like it was going to explode out of his chest. The moment was now, Ed's head went back and his eyes closed. All he could think of now was his climax and becoming this arrogant jock who was about to be breed orally into the greatest salesman in history. With a huge shriek, Ed's ball sacs sent his well-seasoned male cargo up Ed's rock hard shaft and with a force reminiscent of his youth, Ed exploded into the Bow Flex jock's mouth. The pressure sent Ed's mature cargo out in a series of thick white creamy ropes with the last explosion forcing Ed backwards back onto the bed.
Instantaneously as Ed's body flew back, his 70-year-old portly physique was morphing into the body of the young arrogant Bow Flex jock. Like a slow motion movie, Ed's body made a miraculous transformation, starting with his cock and balls then upwards and downwards his body tightened, became young, smooth, and muscular. Ed's shocked wrinkled face became smooth, young, and chiseled, and his bald head reshaped and filled with thick dark hair. Ed's flabby waistline shrunk from a size 48 to a slim 30-inch waist while his soft hairy chest buffed up and hard thick pectorals formed and his stomach became ribbed and tight.
While all this was happening, the Bow Flex jock on TV was also transforming. To the young arrogant jock's dismay, he was watching his firm young body age rapidly and become soft and portly, with a hairy chest. His chiseled face no longer existed; in its place a weathered, wrinkled-faced man, very chubby, now stood looking out of the TV screen. Seemingly unaffected by his body change and age, the stupid kid went back to the Bow Flex to continue the infomercial. Seeing the fate of the Bow Flex jock, Ed quickly took the TV remote and shut the TV off.
"IT WORKED!" he shouted, "I have that bastard faggot's body!" Ed jumped off the bed and was dancing around the room yelling, "What a fucking awesome birthday gift!" Ed began pinching himself, hoping he wouldn't wake up, but it was true he had captured the young jock's body by whatever magic had been working at the time.
Ed's got scared at first thinking he would get caught somehow, but quickly realized that how would someone find out, after all millions of people watch that infomercial. Then Ed started to laugh out loud, rolling on the floor. He was thinking what the Bow Flex company was going to think now that their representative was now a 70-year-old portly man. Ok, you arrogant old man, tell them how you got that body using the Bow Flex.