My neighbour and I have never really got on well. We have some things in common: decent bodies and an addiction to exercise to keep them that way. But that's where it ends. I think he's a prude and a whiney bitch. He thinks my guests make too much noise as I fuck then silly. He's married to a woman and I'm a gay single.
There are two other differences between us: I know how to configure wi-fi securely and he doesn't. I know how to configure disc sharing securely and he doesn't. And that's why he's my cocksucker now.
I filled his hard drive with the most disgusting porn I could find. It took me two weeks, and then I called him round for a little chat.
I explained what I had done and how easily I could ruin his marriage, his career, and his entire life. He promised never to complain about me again.
I replied that it was a bit late for that, and I had something more in mind.
His wife was at the church meeting every Tuesday and Thursday, wasn't she?