5 May
I get chatting to another guy on gaydar. He calls himself Oz.

We get chatting about what dares I've done and stuff and asks me about driving round naked. Yeah, I've done that a couple of times. With no clothes in the car? Well, no - nearly did once. Met up with a guy who I thought might make me strip off completely before driving away naked so I had hid some clothes in a layby a few miles away as a fallback.

Cool, he says. Here's your dare. Drive somewhere, strip off and dump all your clothes. You're not allowed any towels or anything to cover yourself up. Then drive off somewhere else and get out of the car at least once. Your naked drive should include some town driving, going into car parks, through traffic lights and stuff.

What if my car breaks down? I ask. Is it old, how many miles it done? Nearly 90000. Hehe, well you better hope and pray that it doesn't break down on you. Make sure you switch the engine off when you get out of the car mate - adds to the risk

As I said, I've driven round naked before, so that wasn't a problem, but I had my clothes next to me. Jeez, what if I do breakdown or have an accident or get caught in traffic. Fucking horny, or what?

I leave the gym, knowing I gotta do it now. I drive to a carpark in Whitegate and strip off, putting all my clothes and gym kit, including towel into a binbag and throw it into the hedge. Hoping like hell it will still be there when I return. I get back into the car and drive off down the country lanes.

I drive to one of my favorite spots for stripping off, and drive over the two wooden bridges. Have to drive slow over these, and if there is anyone around they will definately see me. As I get over the second bridge I notice a car in the woods. Two lads in it. They drive past me and I think I got away without being seen. I parked up and walked round the car. Phew, it started on the second attempt, and I drove off to Winsford.

On the drive, I pass a security guard at the Salt Works - fortunately, he had his back to me. When I got into Winsford, I couldnt believe how light it was. I stopped at a roundabout and a guy was walking along the road. Surely, he will see me, but he must have had other things on his mind cos he didn't look round. Round the roundabout and up to the traffic lights near the shopping mall. Lights were on red and a car stopped next to me. Two couples in the car and I knew that they had seen me. They were laughing and pointing at me. They can only see that Im not wearing a top, right? They couldnt know I was completely naked.

I drove into the leisure centre car park, past a few cars at slow speed. Drove past a couple of cars parked up. Some lads in them. Ok, time for a walk round the car - give these guys something to look at. Parked up, switched off the engine and my cock was throbbing. Before I could get out of the car, a group of lads walked out of the leisure centre and were walking straight towards me. They were going to walk down a path only 10-15 feet away from my car. Sorry guys, but that just pushed me over the limit and I creamed myself on the spot.

My cum tasted real bitter. I started the car and drove past the lads, not daring to look and see if they spotted I was naked or not. Had to drive back through the town again. Decided to give the bridges another go, and drove over them. Walked round the wooded area for a couple of minutes. Just before I got back into the car, a van turned down the lane, heading for the bridges. Then a car, and a second car. Fucking hell, there is nowhere for me to go until they get over the bridge. If I stay where I am they might block me in, if I move out towards the bridge then they will definately see me.

I chose to let them get a flash of me instead of blocking me in. Before I could get my car moved round the van was over the bridge and disappeared. The two cars were on the bridge - I moved out and had to watch them as they drove slowly past me. Both cars full of girls in their 20s. I drove away quickly. Needed to get back to my clothes. Boy, was I glad to see the binbag still there. I got dressed and headed for home.

Out and about in Cheshire naked for a half hour, and about 5 miles from my clothes. Nice one, Oz.