Bollards 2 u

Card Games - So ur stuck indoors with some of ur m8s. Nothing to do. Why not play cards?

How to play
Deal a card to each player. Player with lowest card either loses an item of clothing or has to perform a forfeit if he is already naked. If two guys draw the same low value card then they both have to strip off or take a forfeit.

To work out what the forfeit is, spread the cards face down on the table, and the loser picks a card. Then he has to perform the forfeit for the card he drew according to the forfeits below. A low value card is an easy forfeit, and they get more interesting (is "interesting" the right word?) the higher the card value.

There is nothing in the rules that prohibit the other guys from touching the guy doing the forfeit or making it more embarrassing for him. The guy doing the forfeit must only concentrate on completing the forfeit.

To make it more fun make sure u have ur camera handy. Take pics of each guy doing their forfeit. Send em in here and I will publish ur game on this site (faces will be blurred out if u want) - and u can grab a pair of my pants.

This is a safe, indoor only "no one else sees wots going on" version of the game. I want to make a curtains open/get out of the room/flat/house version as well as a bondage/humiliation version, so if uve got any ideas then get in touch.

After the game make sure u swap pants - u cant go home in ur own

Clubs Diamonds Hearts Spades

Ace Sit up in the bath or shower and get the guy on ur left to piss on ur chest Sit back in the bath or shower and get the guy on ur right to piss on ur cock n balls Get on all fours in the bath or shower and get the guys to ur left and right to piss on ur ass n crack Lie back in the bath or shower and get all the other guys to piss on ur face n hair

King Rim the guy on ur left for 30 seconds Rim the guy on ur right for 30 seconds Rim the guy on ur left and right for 30 seconds each Rim all the guys for 30 seconds each

Queen Give the guy on ur left a blowjob for 30 seconds Give the guy on ur right a blowjob for 30 seconds Give the guy on ur left and right a blowjob for 30 seconds each Give all the guys a blowjob for 30 seconds each

Jack Lick the ass (ballsac to top of cheeks) of the guy on ur left Lick the ass (ballsac to top of cheeks) of the guy on ur right Lick the ass (ballsac to top of cheeks) of the guys on ur left and right Lick the ass (ballsac to top of cheeks) of all the guys

Ten Take an item of clothing off the guy on ur left with ur teeth. If he is naked, lick both his armpits Take an item of clothing off the guy on ur right with ur teeth. If he is naked, lick both his armpits Take an item of clothing off the guys on ur left and right with ur teeth. If they are naked, lick both their armpits Take an item of clothing off the all the guys. If they are naked, lick both their armpits

Nine Lick the balls of the guy on ur left for 30 seconds Lick the balls of the guy on ur right for 30 seconds Lick the balls of the guy on ur left and right for 30 seconds each Lick the balls of all the guys for 30 seconds each

Eight Lick the shaft (ballsac to cockhead) of the guy on ur left Lick the shaft (ballsac to cockhead) of the guy on ur right Lick the shaft (ballsac to cockhead) of the guys on ur left and right Lick the shaft (ballsac to cockhead) of all the guys

Seven Wank urself for 30 seconds Wank urself and the guy on ur left for 30 seconds Wank urself and the guy on ur right for 30 seconds Wank the guys to ur left and right for 30 seconds

Six Do 20 press ups Do 20 star jumps Run on the spot for 30 seconds Do 10 press ups and 10 star jumps

Five Lie down on the table on ur back, eyes shut for 30 seconds Lie down on the table on ur front, legs wide apart for 30 seconds Lie down between guys legs on ur back, eyes shut for 30 seconds Lie down on the other guys on ur back, eyes shut for 30 seconds

Four Do a handstand against the wall for 30 seconds Do a handstand against the wall, legs apart for 30 seconds Upside down on a chair for 30 seconds Upside down on a chair, legs apart for 30 seconds

Three Bend over, touch toes for 30 seconds Bend over a table, legs wide apart for 30 seconds Bend over, touch toes on a chair for 30 seconds Bend over the back of a chair, legs wide apart for 30 seconds

Two Stand, hands behind head for 30 seconds Stand, hands behind head on a table for 30 seconds Stand, hands behind head on a chair for 30 seconds Stand, hands behind head on 2 chairs, legs wide apart for 30 seconds

	Clubs	Diamonds	Hearts	Spades
Ace	Sit up in the bath or shower and get the guy on ur left to piss on ur chest	Sit back in the bath or shower and get the guy on ur right to piss on ur cock n balls	Get on all fours in the bath or shower and get the guys to ur left and right to piss on ur ass n crack	Lie back in the bath or shower and get all the other guys to piss on ur face n hair
King	Rim the guy on ur left for 30 seconds	Rim the guy on ur right for 30 seconds	Rim the guy on ur left and right for 30 seconds each	Rim all the guys for 30 seconds each
Queen	Give the guy on ur left a blowjob for 30 seconds	Give the guy on ur right a blowjob for 30 seconds	Give the guy on ur left and right a blowjob for 30 seconds each	Give all the guys a blowjob for 30 seconds each
Jack	Lick the ass (ballsac to top of cheeks) of the guy on ur left	Lick the ass (ballsac to top of cheeks) of the guy on ur right	Lick the ass (ballsac to top of cheeks) of the guys on ur left and right	Lick the ass (ballsac to top of cheeks) of all the guys
Ten	Take an item of clothing off the guy on ur left with ur teeth. If he is naked, lick both his armpits	Take an item of clothing off the guy on ur right with ur teeth. If he is naked, lick both his armpits	Take an item of clothing off the guys on ur left and right with ur teeth. If they are naked, lick both their armpits	Take an item of clothing off the all the guys. If they are naked, lick both their armpits
Nine	Lick the balls of the guy on ur left for 30 seconds	Lick the balls of the guy on ur right for 30 seconds	Lick the balls of the guy on ur left and right for 30 seconds each	Lick the balls of all the guys for 30 seconds each
Eight	Lick the shaft (ballsac to cockhead) of the guy on ur left	Lick the shaft (ballsac to cockhead) of the guy on ur right	Lick the shaft (ballsac to cockhead) of the guys on ur left and right	Lick the shaft (ballsac to cockhead) of all the guys
Seven	Wank urself for 30 seconds	Wank urself and the guy on ur left for 30 seconds	Wank urself and the guy on ur right for 30 seconds	Wank the guys to ur left and right for 30 seconds
Six	Do 20 press ups	Do 20 star jumps	Run on the spot for 30 seconds	Do 10 press ups and 10 star jumps
Five	Lie down on the table on ur back, eyes shut for 30 seconds	Lie down on the table on ur front, legs wide apart for 30 seconds	Lie down between guys legs on ur back, eyes shut for 30 seconds	Lie down on the other guys on ur back, eyes shut for 30 seconds
Four	Do a handstand against the wall for 30 seconds	Do a handstand against the wall, legs apart for 30 seconds	Upside down on a chair for 30 seconds	Upside down on a chair, legs apart for 30 seconds
Three	Bend over, touch toes for 30 seconds	Bend over a table, legs wide apart for 30 seconds	Bend over, touch toes on a chair for 30 seconds	Bend over the back of a chair, legs wide apart for 30 seconds
Two	Stand, hands behind head for 30 seconds	Stand, hands behind head on a table for 30 seconds	Stand, hands behind head on a chair for 30 seconds	Stand, hands behind head on 2 chairs, legs wide apart for 30 seconds