Bollards 2 u

Card Games 2 - Inspired by that fantastic homo-erotic Bad Lads Army

How to play
Every player strips down to his pants to start the game. Then, player with lowest card either loses his pants or has to perform a forfeit if he is already naked.

If two guys draw the same low value card then
- if they are both black cards both guys have to place a pencil between their lip and nose. First one to drop the pencil has to do the forfeit
- if they are both red cards, same idea, but between their buns. Make sure they bend over slightly so the pencil drops naturally, then they can clench the pencil with their buttocks
- if they are red and black cards then the guys have to go around the room, one with his cockhead tucked in between the ass cheeks of the guy in front. Then swap and go round the room the other way. The guy with the limpest dick is ur closet straight guy and he has to perform the forfeit

To work out what the forfeit is, spread the cards face down on the table, and the loser picks a card. Then he has to perform the forfeit for the card he drew according to the forfeits below. A low value card is an easy forfeit, and they get more interesting (is "interesting" the right word?) the higher the card value.

Your host gets to choose how you play the forfeits, red or black - after all, he has to chat to them tomorrow!

Another way to play the game is the first loser does the forfeit for card 2, second for card 3 and so on until the last player has to perform the Ace forfeit

There is nothing in the rules that prohibit the other guys from touching the guy doing the forfeit or making it more embarrassing for him. The guy doing the forfeit must only concentrate on completing the forfeit.

To make it more fun make sure u have ur camera handy. Take pics of each guy doing their forfeit. Send em in here and I will publish ur game on this site (faces will be blurred out if u want) - and u can grab a pair of my pants.

After the game make sure u swap pants - u cant go home in ur own

Black cards Red Cards

Use this column if u get a black card
or it's daytime
or your host wants to stay friends with his neighbours Use this column if u get a red card
or it's late at night
or your host doesn't give a damn about his neighbours

Ace Walk or run to the nearest post box/telephone in a pair of wet shorts only Walk or run to the nearest post box/telephone bollock naked and wet

King Walk or run to the nearest post box/telephone in a pair of ripped shorts Walk or run to the nearest post box/telephone in a pair of ripper shorts + tee

Queen U get to stay tied up, naked, in the back garden for 2 minutes U get to stay tied up, naked, in the front garden or street lamppost for 2 minutes

Jack U get to lie down on ur front, naked, hands tied behind ur back, in the back garden for 1 minute U get to lie down on ur front, naked, hands tied behind ur back, in the front garden or drive for 1 minute

Ten Lie down on ur front, in the back garden. Each of the other guys to throw a bucket of water over u Lie down on ur front, in the front garden or drive. Each of the other guys to throw a bucket of water over u

Nine Run round the back garden, naked, for 1 minute Run across the road and back, naked

Eight Stand outside the back door, naked, for 30 seconds Stand outside the front door, naked, for 10 seconds

Seven Shower up in front of the guys for 2 minutes. Don't forget to wash everywhere Shower up in front of the guys for 2 minutes. Don't forget to wash everywhere

Six Submit yourself to a doctor's examination by all the guys Submit yourself to a doctor's examination by all the guys

Five Do 20 press ups then run on the spot for 1 minute, indoors Do 20 press ups then run on the spot for 1 minute, in the back garden

Four Stand at a back room window, lights on, hands behind head for 1 minute Stand at a front room window, lights on, hands behind head for 1 minute

Three Stand in the room, hands behind head for 1 minute, with ur pants on ur head Stand in the room, hands behind head for 1 minute, with ur pants on ur head

Two Stand in the room, hands behind head for 1 minute Stand in the room, hands behind head for 1 minute

	Black cards	Red Cards
	Use this column if u get a black card or it's daytime or your host wants to stay friends with his neighbours	Use this column if u get a red card or it's late at night or your host doesn't give a damn about his neighbours
Ace	Walk or run to the nearest post box/telephone in a pair of wet shorts only	Walk or run to the nearest post box/telephone bollock naked and wet
King	Walk or run to the nearest post box/telephone in a pair of ripped shorts	Walk or run to the nearest post box/telephone in a pair of ripper shorts + tee
Queen	U get to stay tied up, naked, in the back garden for 2 minutes	U get to stay tied up, naked, in the front garden or street lamppost for 2 minutes
Jack	U get to lie down on ur front, naked, hands tied behind ur back, in the back garden for 1 minute	U get to lie down on ur front, naked, hands tied behind ur back, in the front garden or drive for 1 minute
Ten	Lie down on ur front, in the back garden. Each of the other guys to throw a bucket of water over u	Lie down on ur front, in the front garden or drive. Each of the other guys to throw a bucket of water over u
Nine	Run round the back garden, naked, for 1 minute	Run across the road and back, naked
Eight	Stand outside the back door, naked, for 30 seconds	Stand outside the front door, naked, for 10 seconds
Seven	Shower up in front of the guys for 2 minutes. Don't forget to wash everywhere	Shower up in front of the guys for 2 minutes. Don't forget to wash everywhere
Six	Submit yourself to a doctor's examination by all the guys	Submit yourself to a doctor's examination by all the guys
Five	Do 20 press ups then run on the spot for 1 minute, indoors	Do 20 press ups then run on the spot for 1 minute, in the back garden
Four	Stand at a back room window, lights on, hands behind head for 1 minute	Stand at a front room window, lights on, hands behind head for 1 minute
Three	Stand in the room, hands behind head for 1 minute, with ur pants on ur head	Stand in the room, hands behind head for 1 minute, with ur pants on ur head
Two	Stand in the room, hands behind head for 1 minute	Stand in the room, hands behind head for 1 minute