Bollards 2 u

Take ur victim on a late night car ride

How to play
There's a group of you and you need a victim. Is it someone's birthday, has someone started a job, lost his job, been dumped by his boyfriend, just got himself a new boyfriend or any other lame excuse?

You need:
- a car
- a journey with some traffic lights
- said victim
- other guys (ok, you don't need the other guys, but it is much more fun with them)
- a place for your victim to strip off
- a place for your victim to perform naked

As you go from your starting point to the place to strip, count the number of red lights. Each red light means that the victim will lose an item of clothing. If you get stopped at the same set of lights twice then that's two items of clothing.

In summer you're aiming for the journey to take in about 8 sets of lights in the summer (cos your victim is likely to be wearing pants, jeans, tee, sox n shoes - that's 5 items), and in winter 11 sets of lights.

When you get to the "place to strip" your victim has to get out of the car and remove the required number of items. He has to leave the clothes at this place. If the first light you went through was red then he has to leave them in clear view, if the lights were green he can hide them. Victim then gets back in the car and you drive on.

When you get to the "place to dare" your victim has to get out of the car and run round for 2 minutes if the second set of lights were on red, or 30 seconds if they were on green.

If the very last set of lights you went through were on red then your victim has to get back in the car, and you drive straight back, without picking up his clothes.
If the last lights were green the victim has to make his own way back to his clothes and hope that they are still there. You will drive round to meet him

If the guy ends up some clothes short of being decently dressed to go home then he can barter for spare clothes to get home. He only has his body to barter with, though. So that could mean some public humiliation, further dares or favours The only thing you MUST give him is his house key and wallet.

Last time I came home from the gym I hit four red lights in a row - that was me down to my pants only and I had another seven set of lights to go through.

Think of where to strip & dare - either side of a park so he can run through the park to pick up his clothes, or through a few quiet streets in town - or if ur a bar-steward, some busy streets hehe